Libertarians are...
I don't like to think of myself as someone who generalizes too much, but libertarians are all retards.
To examine the roots of this readily apparent fact, we must first ask ourselves, what is libertarianism? It is not, as some would hold, a single phenomenon, and its possible meanings are rather divergent.
In its original usage, it referred to a political view roughly equivalent to what we popularly call anarchism, while the modern American usage refers to the school of thought related to the writings of Ayn Rand. The difference between these two possible meanings is unmistakeable; while the former, often called 'socialist libertarianism' or 'anarcho-syndicalism' opposes private property as a root of inequality and therefore a barrier to liberty, the latter, which some like to call 'anarcho-capitalism' holds that government offends most when it limits private property, which its adherents revere like a god.
How can these radically different ideologies get confused? My friend with the poofy hair says that it's because they're insane. I don't disagree. However, I think that it's a more complex situation; libertarianism is an ambiguous and relatively flat buzzword because libertarians are stupid. Don't get me wrong, the left-libertarians that I described have wonderful writers among them, especially Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, who was French, but modern-day anarchists are generally disaffected children/isolated as children and they are, therefore, socially inept and marginalized. Also, they don't know what they're talking about. Read some Proudhon and you'll probably be better-educated about anarchism than any anarchist (except those that read Proudhon, but I bet you a burnin' flag that most don't). Indeed, it isn't so difficult to be an anarchist/libertarian (in the traditional or modern sense), just as it isn't difficult to like popcorn:
The ordinary man is an anarchist. He wants to do as he likes. He may want his neighbor to be governed, but he himself doesn't want to be governed. He is mortally afraid of government officials and policemen.
-George Bernard Shaw
Exactly. George Bernard Shaw is whack, but the point is that it doesn't take much mental exertion to come up with the notion that power is inherently abusive. Where can you go with that, though? American libertarians are so stupid that they probably dribble food on their chins as they eat. All of them. If I could sue them for just being who they are, I would. When I was 13, I thought to myself, 'yeah, no one should be able to tell me what to do, because I know what's best!' then I grew up…
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