Garrettabc
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Terms of your surrender
Now that FSU is in the driver's seat, I think we should talk about the ACC's terms of surrender. Considering the circumstances I think you will find the terms quite..oh how should I put it..."reasonable".
1) Get rid of Jim Phillips, he must pay for his treachery.
2) No more road games vs Wake, BC and Duke, if they wish they can be FSU's homecoming, but only if I'm feeling charitable.
3) Conference championship games are played on the home field of the best team.
4) UM, Clem, GT and ND are annual games now and forever.
5) $2m each every year from the co-conspirators as tribute.
These terms are non-negotiable...you have 24 hours to respond.
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02-14-2024 05:45 PM |
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ren.hoek
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RE: Terms of your surrender
(02-14-2024 05:45 PM)Garrettabc Wrote: Now that FSU is in the driver's seat, I think we should talk about the ACC's terms of surrender. Considering the circumstances I think you will find the terms quite..oh how should I put it..."reasonable".
1) Get rid of Jim Phillips, he must pay for his treachery.
2) No more road games vs Wake, BC and Duke, if they wish they can be FSU's homecoming, but only if I'm feeling charitable.
3) Conference championship games are played on the home field of the best team.
4) UM, Clem, GT and ND are annual games now and forever.
5) $2m each every year from the co-conspirators as tribute.
These terms are non-negotiable...you have 24 hours to respond.
I missed the part in which FSU was in the driver's seat. Did I miss a headline? What was Jim Phillips' treachery?
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02-14-2024 05:51 PM |
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Garrettabc
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RE: Terms of your surrender
(02-14-2024 05:51 PM)ren.hoek Wrote: (02-14-2024 05:45 PM)Garrettabc Wrote: Now that FSU is in the driver's seat, I think we should talk about the ACC's terms of surrender. Considering the circumstances I think you will find the terms quite..oh how should I put it..."reasonable".
1) Get rid of Jim Phillips, he must pay for his treachery.
2) No more road games vs Wake, BC and Duke, if they wish they can be FSU's homecoming, but only if I'm feeling charitable.
3) Conference championship games are played on the home field of the best team.
4) UM, Clem, GT and ND are annual games now and forever.
5) $2m each every year from the co-conspirators as tribute.
These terms are non-negotiable...you have 24 hours to respond.
I missed the part in which FSU was in the driver's seat. Did I miss a headline? What was Jim Phillips' treachery?
Joke post.
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02-14-2024 05:53 PM |
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