Victor E. Bull is so dumb, he stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said: "Concentrate."
Victor E. Bull is so dumb, he thought Twitter was social media for birds.
Victor E. Bull is so dumb, it takes him an hour to cook minute rice.
Victor E. Bull is so dumb, he put lipstick on his forehead to make up his mind.
Victor E. Bull is so dumb, when they said, "Order in the court," he asked for fries and a shake.
Victor E. Bull is so dumb, he thought a quarterback was a refund.
Victor E. Bull is so dumb, he sold his car to get gasoline money.
Victor E. Bull is so dumb, he thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Victor E. Bull is so dumb, he thought KFC was UFC for chickens.
Victor E. Bull is so dumb, when I told him that he lost his mind, he went looking for it
Victor E. Bull is so dumb, he went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Victor E. Bull is so dumb, he climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Victor E. Bull is so dumb, he took a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
Victor E. Bull is so dumb, he got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Victor E. Bull is so dumb, when I said, "Drinks on the house," he got a ladder.
Victor E. Bull is so dumb, he put airbags on his computer in case it crashed.
Victor E. Bull is so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to his good side.
Victor E. Bull is so fat, when he goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Victor E. Bull is so fat, he stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Victor E. Bull is so fat, he gets group insurance.
Victor E. Bull is so fat, when he went to KFC and the cashier asked what size bucket he wanted, he said, "The one on the roof!"
Victor E. Bull is so big, his belt size is "equator."
Victor E. Bull is so fat, when he sits around the house, he SITS AROUND the house.
Victor E. Bull is so fat, he can't even jump to a conclusion.
Victor E. Bull is so fat, his blood type is Ragu.
Victor E. Bull is so fat, if he was a Star Wars character, his name would be Admiral Snackbar.
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