FBI Rally In D.C. Ends Without Incident

Quote:WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Federal Bureau of Investigation is disappointed by the low attendance at the D.C. rally they organized for Trump supporters today.

In spite of the FBI's best efforts to lure a bunch of angry MAGA insurrectionists to the Capitol this weekend, only a few hundred FBI agents dressed as MAGA insurrectionists showed up.

"Ivermectin! Get your hot, fresh Ivermectin HEEEERRRRE!" cried one agent selling bootleg Ivermectin tablets from Tractor Supply Company. Unfortunately, he only made a couple of sales to a few other FBI agents from other field offices he didn't recognize.

"Greetings, fellow Trump supporters," said another agent. "Let's go insurrect the government, shall we, fellas? Maybe kidnap Gretchen Whitmer? Whadaya say boys? Say—I sure do love racism!" He was then immediately tackled by three other FBI agents who dragged him to an unmarked van.

Another field agent passed out flyers for a "Super Secret Satanic Pedophile Meeting", but was sad to find there were no takers, except one lady named Hillaria Clintonania.

"Man, to put so much work into something, only to have it flop like this, it kind of hurts, you know?" said Agent Arlo Chitbag, who had organized the event. "No one even seemed interested in my 'Make Your Own Pipe Bomb' booth!"

The discouraged FBI agents will reportedly unwind this evening by spying on people through their webcams before attending their monthly Satanic pedophile meeting.

(09-18-2021 03:33 PM)Was SoMs Eagle Wrote:  

(09-18-2021 02:24 PM)BigTigerMike Wrote:  Notice black socks. Dead giveaway

Rolled up cutoffs? You can’t be serious…

Wait. Wut?


Rolled up cutoffs?

What on earth is that? Did I completely miss that part of my fashion life?

Those bozos may as well just put on their FBI hats or Federal Agent rain jackets.

Y’all ain foolin anyone fellers.

(09-18-2021 04:00 PM)JMUDunk Wrote:  

(09-18-2021 03:33 PM)Was SoMs Eagle Wrote:  

(09-18-2021 02:24 PM)BigTigerMike Wrote:  Notice black socks. Dead giveaway

Rolled up cutoffs? You can’t be serious…

Wait. Wut?


Rolled up cutoffs?

What on earth is that? Did I completely miss that part of my fashion life?

Those bozos may as well just put on their FBI hats or Federal Agent rain jackets.

Y’all ain foolin anyone fellers.

They should had just put on a tshirt saying ‘not a cop’

(09-18-2021 04:02 PM)BigTigerMike Wrote:  

(09-18-2021 04:00 PM)JMUDunk Wrote:  

(09-18-2021 03:33 PM)Was SoMs Eagle Wrote:  

(09-18-2021 02:24 PM)BigTigerMike Wrote:  Notice black socks. Dead giveaway

Rolled up cutoffs? You can’t be serious…

Wait. Wut?


Rolled up cutoffs?

What on earth is that? Did I completely miss that part of my fashion life?

Those bozos may as well just put on their FBI hats or Federal Agent rain jackets.

Y’all ain foolin anyone fellers.

They should had just put on a tshirt saying ‘not a cop’

Anyone else notice the lack of diversity?

(09-18-2021 05:03 PM)CrimsonPhantom Wrote:  

(09-18-2021 04:02 PM)BigTigerMike Wrote:  

(09-18-2021 04:00 PM)JMUDunk Wrote:  

(09-18-2021 03:33 PM)Was SoMs Eagle Wrote:  

(09-18-2021 02:24 PM)BigTigerMike Wrote:  Notice black socks. Dead giveaway

Rolled up cutoffs? You can’t be serious…

Wait. Wut?


Rolled up cutoffs?

What on earth is that? Did I completely miss that part of my fashion life?

Those bozos may as well just put on their FBI hats or Federal Agent rain jackets.

Y’all ain foolin anyone fellers.

They should had just put on a tshirt saying ‘not a cop’

Anyone else notice the lack of diversity?

Ladies and gentlemen, i present to you the next Comey-Mueller….

They are not getting the best… but recent success rates on REAL crime told us that already.

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Tell me you’re a fed without telling me you’re a fed

Is this an off week for the conservative love affair with the police?

(09-19-2021 11:21 AM)Mr_XcentricK Wrote:  Is this an off week for the conservative love affair with the police?

The FBI have earned it.

(09-19-2021 05:47 PM)Was SoMs Eagle Wrote:  

(09-19-2021 11:21 AM)Mr_XcentricK Wrote:  Is this an off week for the conservative love affair with the police?

The FBI have earned it.

Oh we know some of you are crisis to crisis loyalists

(09-19-2021 09:58 PM)Mr_XcentricK Wrote:  

(09-19-2021 05:47 PM)Was SoMs Eagle Wrote:  

(09-19-2021 11:21 AM)Mr_XcentricK Wrote:  Is this an off week for the conservative love affair with the police?

The FBI have earned it.

Oh we know some of you are crisis to crisis loyalists

Pretty sure that’s name calling.


To the “conservative love affair with the police” idea. Which do you prefer?

A lawful society or the chaotic anarchy in our cities we currently have?

Responsible residents in places like NYC, Chitcagostan, anything out west may disagree.

And where does this end? Where does this end and How?

Serious question for the leftists around here.
Where does this end? Better or worse for normal people?

They don’t care about “normal people”

That "rally" reminded me of the two guys doing the wave in Major League