“My butt’s been wiped”

My Butt's Big White?

At this point, I'm hoping that there was election fraud. That's more platable than to think that 81 million Americans actually voted for this senile fool.

(07-26-2021 02:05 PM)450bench Wrote:  “My butt’s been wiped”

Sounds like whoever wiped his butt caught one of his nutts in the process

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Quote:I think Joe’s mind inadvertently blurted out something that he had no control over. Joe has Tourette syndrome and instead of cursing, he blurts out other unpleasantries. Dr. Jill is in Japan being worshipped by US athletes like she’s the incarnate of Buddha, which means she’s not home to guide her husband to an exit, intercept the wrong reporter or interpret what he just said. She is a doctor, by the way, so one wonders if she also lowers herself to nurse-status and cleans up after him when he might have, missed a spot.

We inhabit a presidency where the president can gurgle out incoherencies and his press secretary will promise to circle back but never does. Jill might circle back as well ‘butt’ has other duties to perform.

Joe yelling at reporters “My Butt’s been wiped!” is, according to Snopes, “unproven”. That means he said it and they want us to move on.

Move on, grandpa needs his nap.

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"May I mombo dogface to the banana patch..... "




Will anyone get this reference - without googling it???

(07-27-2021 06:58 AM)Eldonabe Wrote:  "May I mombo dogface to the banana patch..... "




Will anyone get this reference - without googling it???

Steve Martin. Teaching his kids to talk wrong.

No Google needed. One of my favorite comedy albums.

(07-27-2021 06:58 AM)Eldonabe Wrote:  "May I mombo dogface to the banana patch..... "




Will anyone get this reference - without googling it???

Eddie Murphy. Playing tricks on kids who are just learning to talk.

(07-26-2021 11:46 AM)maximus Wrote:  My butts been wiped sounds about right

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Yeah that's what I heard too.

(07-25-2021 07:22 PM)shere khan Wrote:  

(07-25-2021 05:51 PM)boss man Wrote:  "Address me right"....I think.

Dude is slipping more deeply into his Alzheimer's each day now. Probably needs something stronger than Namenda.

It's becoming really obvious. The CNN Pep Rally the other night blew up in his face; that was REALLY bad. Even Don Lemon had a "WTF" expression on his face at times.

"My butts been wiped"

That's it.

(07-27-2021 07:03 AM)appst89 Wrote:  

(07-27-2021 06:58 AM)Eldonabe Wrote:  "May I mombo dogface to the banana patch..... "




Will anyone get this reference - without googling it???

Steve Martin. Teaching his kids to talk wrong.

No Google needed. One of my favorite comedy albums.

Winner - I am not sure without looking but I believe that album was called "Let's Get Small"

(07-27-2021 06:58 AM)Eldonabe Wrote:  "May I mombo dogface to the banana patch..... "




Will anyone get this reference - without googling it???

blazing saddles - muh mush mouth Alex…oh yeah, that was Mumbo..

@shouldaBeenBornAjew

(07-25-2021 10:09 PM)TripleA Wrote:  

(07-25-2021 10:00 PM)ODUsmitty Wrote:  I agree with Boss Man. I get "address me right" out of that marble-mouthed response.

I listened to it closely several times, focusing on one word at a time. It is 4 syllables.

I agree it is, "Address me right."

IF that is what he said, then what is the way to properly address him?

A. Hey Pedophile!
B. You sick, demented f*ck!
C. Hey Mr. Kiddie Sniffer!
D. Hey you lying dog faced pony soldier!
E. All of the above work