and only two things...

He is the best there is in the NCAA for coming up with excuses.

He is the best there is in the NCAA at being able to somehow inspire hope.

Gtswarm message board is almost identical (except a lot less posts) to the Memphis message board during Pastner's time.

A lot of...

"wait until next game when X player returns"

"wait until next season when X recruit gets here"

"it isn't Pastner's fault that X players aren't developing the way we thought they should"

Then the few fans that see through his cliche, phoney, goofball routine are slammed by the Pastner fans for being miserables.