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10. Bison burgers were on the grill at JMU tailgates
9. NDSU players didn’t want to touch purple uniforms
8. It was too cold playing outside
7. JMU’s Head Coach had secret plans from Alabama’s Nick Saban
6. East Coast players woke up an hour earlier than NDSU players
5. NDSU players began to realize Bison were almost extinct
4. NDSU fans are secretly Frenchmen
3. DiNucci’s beard reminds NDSU fans of their mother’s beard
2. Stapleton brothers are too tall
1. Too many streamers


Edited to change thread title from “reasons” to “excuses” for losing.
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(12-26-2019 08:32 AM)Longhorn Wrote:  10. Bison burgers were on the grill at JMU tailgates
9. NDSU players didn’t want to touch purple uniforms
8. It was too cold playing outside
7. JMU’s Head Coach had secret plans from Alabama’s Nick Saban
6. East Coast players woke up an hour earlier than NDSU players
5. NDSU players began to realize Bison were almost extinct
4. NDSU fans are secretly Frenchmen
3. DiNucci’s beard reminds NDSU fans of their mother’s beard
2. Stapleton brothers are too tall
1. Too many streamers


Edited to change thread title from “reasons” to “excuses” for losing.

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RE: NDSU’s Top Ten Reasons for Losing to JMU on Jan. 11
HyperDuke’s yelled insults (never with cursing/vulgarity) began to sink into their psyche.
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(12-26-2019 08:53 AM)jmutoml757 Wrote:  HyperDuke’s yelled insults (never with cursing/vulgarity) began to sink into their psyche.

Out here keeping it clean for the kids!
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RE: NDSU’s Top Ten Reasons for Losing to JMU on Jan. 11
(12-26-2019 08:56 AM)HyperDuke Wrote:  
(12-26-2019 08:53 AM)jmutoml757 Wrote:  HyperDuke’s yelled insults (never with cursing/vulgarity) began to sink into their psyche.

Out here keeping it clean for the kids!

Unless you consider p!$$!*& on Bo Pelini unclean... 04-cheers
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RE: NDSU’s Top Ten Reasons for Losing to JMU on Jan. 11
LOL! Good one. The smelly Bisons do seem to be triggered by a number of things....

11. The most significant event in their lives was the semi-final loss to JMU in 2016. They will never get over it. NDSU has a suicide hotline and counselors available 24/7 to deal with the crisis. The university is ramping up staff in anticipation of 1/11.

12. Smelly Bisons are becoming extinct due to a species-wide preference for bull-on-bull mating....

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RE: NDSU’s Top Ten Reasons for Losing to JMU on Jan. 11
Concessions took 45 minutes to get beer and when they got there, they had ran out.
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RE: NDSU’s Top Ten Reasons for Losing to JMU on Jan. 11
We take attention away from them at it hurts their feelings. For a school with such an impressive run, they act like they've never been there before. If we get mentioned ahead of them, they act like we defaced their legacy.
Perhaps... we are just better than them. The problem is they cannot fathom that possibility.
Which is exactly why they deserve to (and will) lose.
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They use the term "JMU Nation" without express written consent and get banned from the national championship. Still too soon?
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(12-26-2019 09:25 AM)JMU_Newbill Wrote:  They use the term "JMU Nation" without express written consent and get banned from the national championship. Still too soon?

YOU’LL BE HEARING FROM OUR ATTORNEY! lolol
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(12-26-2019 09:25 AM)JMU_Newbill Wrote:  They use the term "JMU Nation" without express written consent and get banned from the national championship. Still too soon?

I dont get it, but feel like there is a story i wanna hear...
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