https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguar...extinction

Supposedly common knowledge that I did not know.

At first, I thought this was gonna be a Mitch McConnell thread.

(07-12-2019 11:48 AM)Pervis_Griffith Wrote:  At first, I thought this was gonna be a Mitch McConnell thread.

Pffffffftttt...Dr. Pepper thru the nose. Now I need a new keyboard. Thanks a helluva lot, PG.

LOL!

This is one of those good ice breakers when meeting new people. “Did you know turtles can breath through their anus? I’m Garrett BTW”

(07-12-2019 12:46 PM)Garrettabc Wrote:  This is one of those good ice breakers when meeting new people. “Did you know turtles can breath through their anus? I’m Garrett BTW”

At Maryland they call that farting.

Fear The Turtle my big ol' hairy buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuutt.

(07-12-2019 12:46 PM)Garrettabc Wrote:  This is one of those good ice breakers when meeting new people. “Did you know turtles can breath through their anus? I’m Garrett BTW”

This explains a lot. Wallace Loh must have been able to do this...

(07-12-2019 11:48 AM)Pervis_Griffith Wrote:  At first, I thought this was gonna be a Mitch McConnell thread.

And I thought this was going to be about the Maryland Terps but maybe it is. The terps certainly have their heads up their nether regions

Yeah, in one episode the Tennage Mutant Ninja Turtles all survived their ship going down by breathing through their a$$es.

(07-12-2019 02:04 PM)Hokie Mark Wrote:  

(07-12-2019 12:46 PM)Garrettabc Wrote:  This is one of those good ice breakers when meeting new people. “Did you know turtles can breath through their anus? I’m Garrett BTW”

This explains a lot. Wallace Loh must have been able to do this...

I'm shocked it took 6 posts to get here. Also, totally fair to classify Loh as a white-throated snapping turtle, he's certainly not a Maryland Terrapin. Please continue with jokes about Loh speaking out his ass.

There is a segment of old time ACC fans (mostly Tobacco Road) that wishes that the ACC stayed at 8 members. Their reasoning of course is flawed, it was necessary to expand or get picked apart eventually. I’m thinking the old time Maryland fans wishing they stayed in the ACC are of the same mold, look ahead and not back. The ACC has moved on and so should you.

(07-13-2019 08:39 PM)Garrettabc Wrote:  There is a segment of old time ACC fans (mostly Tobacco Road) that wishes that the ACC stayed at 8 members. Their reasoning of course is flawed, it was necessary to expand or get picked apart eventually. I’m thinking the old time Maryland fans wishing they stayed in the ACC are of the same mold, look ahead and not back. The ACC has moved on and so should you.

You're lucky that we rescued Florida State from a lifetime of servitude in the SEC and that the conference was able to drag FSU out of the academic gutter.

(07-14-2019 09:17 AM)XLance Wrote:  

(07-13-2019 08:39 PM)Garrettabc Wrote:  There is a segment of old time ACC fans (mostly Tobacco Road) that wishes that the ACC stayed at 8 members. Their reasoning of course is flawed, it was necessary to expand or get picked apart eventually. I’m thinking the old time Maryland fans wishing they stayed in the ACC are of the same mold, look ahead and not back. The ACC has moved on and so should you.

You're lucky that we rescued Florida State from a lifetime of servitude in the SEC and that the conference was able to drag FSU out of the academic gutter.

I don't know if you are joking, but if you're not, I call 100% bullschlitz on that. It's that kind of arrogance that comes primarily from UNC fans that give you guys such a bad reputation throughout the ACC. It does no good.

Hopefully, you are joking. But, based on years of reading comments like these from Tar Heels, I am justifiably skeptical.

This thread could be epic, lemme find David St. and see what he thinks?

(07-14-2019 10:09 AM)TexanMark Wrote:  This thread could be epic, lemme find David St. and see what he thinks?

The band "Faith No More" says this thread is definitely not "Epic"