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2020 Democratic presidential hopeful, Sen. Bernie Sanders, is seated directly in front of rival Sen. Elizabeth Warren. Both senators were headed down to Miami to prepare for next week’s first Democratic debates on a packed flight. Sen. Amy Klobuchar was on the flight as well.

Did an airport ticket agent think it would be funny to seat the candidates in such close proximity or was this just one of life’s cruel coincidences? I’d go with the former.

The fellow next to Sanders doesn’t look too happy knowing that his photograph is about to go viral.

I wonder if Bernie put his seat back during the flight?

At any rate, once the plane touched down in Miami, Crazy Bernie hightailed it off the plane as fast as he could.

Here are a few responses to the photograph on twitter (via Twitchy):

“Bernie always just one step ahead of Warren.”

“Historic photo from @SCClemons. Might be one of the last times Bernie Sanders is actually in front of Elizabeth Warren.”

“Bernie must be awesome with flight attendants. “Coffee. Black. You’re charging for a simple snack?….Billions in profits….”

Life is funny.

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If you ever get seated next to a candidate enjoy it and order a drink for them. Great conversation and memories.

(06-22-2019 12:22 PM)swagsurfer11 Wrote:  If you ever get seated next to a candidate enjoy it and order a drink for them. Great conversation and memories.

If I want smoke blown up my ass I'll hire a hooker instead.

(06-22-2019 03:39 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  

(06-22-2019 12:22 PM)swagsurfer11 Wrote:  If you ever get seated next to a candidate enjoy it and order a drink for them. Great conversation and memories.

If I want smoke blown up my ass I'll hire a hooker instead.

Trust me, the last thing they want to talk about is politics.

Poor little wannabe POTUSes gots to ride wif da common folks, sucks to be them. meanwhile, our true POTUS rides in style. Ahhhhh, the good life, no wonder so many of them are salivating over the position. Sadly, for them anyway, certainly not for us, it aint happening. At least not this time.

(06-22-2019 03:41 PM)swagsurfer11 Wrote:  

(06-22-2019 03:39 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  

(06-22-2019 12:22 PM)swagsurfer11 Wrote:  If you ever get seated next to a candidate enjoy it and order a drink for them. Great conversation and memories.

If I want smoke blown up my ass I'll hire a hooker instead.

Trust me, the last thing they want to talk about is politics.

Politicians politic, all the time, 24/7/365. It's all they know how to do. Every appearance is a campaign appearance.

Oh, and I wouldn't trust you any farther than I could throw you. Do you weigh over 125 pounds? I'm old and throwing much beyond that would be problematic.

(06-22-2019 03:44 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  

(06-22-2019 03:41 PM)swagsurfer11 Wrote:  

(06-22-2019 03:39 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  

(06-22-2019 12:22 PM)swagsurfer11 Wrote:  If you ever get seated next to a candidate enjoy it and order a drink for them. Great conversation and memories.

If I want smoke blown up my ass I'll hire a hooker instead.

Trust me, the last thing they want to talk about is politics.

Politicians politic, all the time, 24/7/365. It's all they know how to do. Every appearance is a campaign appearance.

So do you. Shoot the **** with them.

(06-22-2019 03:45 PM)swagsurfer11 Wrote:  

(06-22-2019 03:44 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  

(06-22-2019 03:41 PM)swagsurfer11 Wrote:  

(06-22-2019 03:39 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  

(06-22-2019 12:22 PM)swagsurfer11 Wrote:  If you ever get seated next to a candidate enjoy it and order a drink for them. Great conversation and memories.

If I want smoke blown up my ass I'll hire a hooker instead.

Trust me, the last thing they want to talk about is politics.

Politicians politic, all the time, 24/7/365. It's all they know how to do. Every appearance is a campaign appearance.

So do you. Shoot the **** with them.

Me? Nah, I have a life that doesn't include prostituting myself out to the highest bidder.

(06-22-2019 03:45 PM)swagsurfer11 Wrote:  

(06-22-2019 03:44 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  

(06-22-2019 03:41 PM)swagsurfer11 Wrote:  

(06-22-2019 03:39 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  

(06-22-2019 12:22 PM)swagsurfer11 Wrote:  If you ever get seated next to a candidate enjoy it and order a drink for them. Great conversation and memories.

If I want smoke blown up my ass I'll hire a hooker instead.

Trust me, the last thing they want to talk about is politics.

Politicians politic, all the time, 24/7/365. It's all they know how to do. Every appearance is a campaign appearance.

So do you. Shoot the **** with them.

I'd just ignore them and pretend I didn't know who they were or if I felt like it, depending on where they are from, I'd make up a fictitious US representative from the state furthest from there state and ask if they had ever worked with them.

(06-22-2019 04:52 PM)CrimsonPhantom Wrote:  

(06-22-2019 03:45 PM)swagsurfer11 Wrote:  

(06-22-2019 03:44 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  

(06-22-2019 03:41 PM)swagsurfer11 Wrote:  

(06-22-2019 03:39 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  If I want smoke blown up my ass I'll hire a hooker instead.

Trust me, the last thing they want to talk about is politics.

Politicians politic, all the time, 24/7/365. It's all they know how to do. Every appearance is a campaign appearance.

So do you. Shoot the **** with them.

I'd just ignore them and pretend I didn't know who they were or if I felt like it, depending on where they are from, I'd make up a fictitious US representative from the state furthest from there state and ask if they had ever worked with them.

Heck no. I can tell you don't know how to get on people's nerves. I'm an expert at it. I would tell them that I'm a Demoncrap and that this go around I would vote for Trump because of all the good things he's done, and that I'm still expecting Killery to be locked up. Before long I'd have them blowing smoke from their ears and would be trying to avoid me at all costs, which would be coach instead of first class.

I would ask Bernie what percentage of his wealth does he donate each year to charities geared toward serving the Underprivileged. I would ask Warren what exactly was her role in the death of George Custard.

(06-22-2019 12:22 PM)swagsurfer11 Wrote:  If you ever get seated next to a candidate enjoy it and order a drink for them. Great conversation and memories.

Id sooner stab myself in the eye than have to engage any politician with conversation on an aircraft.