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Every Time Democrats Talk, I Want To Vote For Trump Twice
This may have already been posted, if so too bad. 03-razz This guy is my newest hero.


Every Time Democrats Talk, I Want To Vote For Trump Twice

"I am a highly motivated Trump voter because the Democrats have motivated me up to my eyeballs. I have never been more motivated in my life, because the Democrats are terrifying me.
George S. Bardmesser
By George S. Bardmesser
MARCH 13, 2019
This article includes rhetorical uses of profanity.

It’s a damn shame I have to wait another 20 months to vote for President Trump. I wish I could do it now. Twice. Or better yet, in as many jurisdictions as I can. Preferably in every swing district and every swing state.

Yeah, yeah, I know — sadly, I can’t. It’s been a hell of a ride these past couple of years, and I sure hope it doesn’t end next November.

I am a middle-of-the-road Republican who voted for Trump with the utmost reluctance in 2016. He sure wasn’t perfect. He was no Cicero, either––though he can give a decent speech when the chips are down. He had a few extra skeletons rattling in his closet, especially compared to colorless non-entities like Jeb. So yeah, I was queasy about voting for an ex-registered-Democrat-from-New-York-and-possible-liberal-now-turned-Republican.

Was I worried? Hell, yeah! Was I depressed? You bet. But, really, what options were there? Hillary? Jill Stein? Seriously? Trump wasn’t my first choice or my second choice or my third choice, but by the time November 2016 rolled around, Trump was the only choice on the menu. So I swallowed hard, took a leap of faith, and pulled the lever for the Donald.

Stormy Daniels and Michael Cohen Are Non-Issues For Me
And let me tell ya, every time one of these newly minted Democratic “stars” opens their mouth, the same thought goes through my mind: Thank God for Trump. Trump is my last line of defense. Trump is the only thing that stands between me and these hallucinogenic socialist nut jobs. Trump is what’s keeping chaos and left-wing insanity at bay.

Maybe I am not a gettable voter for the Democrats. Certainly not easily gettable, but had Trump turned out to be a closet Nelson Rockefeller, and the Democrats were to nominate a genuine centrist, who knows what could’ve happened? Isn’t that what politicians running for president are supposed to do––spend a few months promoting themselves as the reasonable choice, and the other guy as unacceptable?

But today, every single Democrat I can name is working overtime to make damn certain that I will pull the lever for Trump again, and with both hands this time. Trump need not worry about locking down my vote––the Democrats are doing all the heavy lifting.

Every time the Democrats and their media allies peddle yet another “end of the Trump presidency bombshell,” I laugh hysterically. If I laughed any harder, people would think I was having an epileptic seizure.

I can’t even keep track of half the revelations that were supposed to bring Trump to an ignominious end. Even the Democrats forget most of them within days. Remember Papadopoulos? Flynn? Gates? Roger Stone? Some 77-year-old guy I’ve never heard of, getting a handjob at a Florida massage parlor?

Say what? This is a Trump scandal because apparently the former massage parlor owner posed with Trump and various Republicans who know or have spoken to Trump. Who? What? Huh? Democrats don’t just own crazy anymore; Democrats left crazy in their rearview mirror months ago.

Stormy Daniels? Right. Who gives two ***** about Trump’s sex life 12 years ago? But, but, “Trump paid her off! It was hush money!” you say? Yeah, okay. He probably did. Oh, hell, who are we kidding here? I am certain that he did. And I care about all this why? I can see why Melania would care, but why do I care?

Heck, I’ll go even further––it wouldn’t surprise me if Trump paid off a bunch of other women over the years. In fact, and here I am really going out on a limb, there was some reason to suspect, even before the election, that Trump hasn’t always been a faithful husband to his various wives. But, dear Democrats: I just checked my Vanguard and Fidelity account balances, and I just don’t give a squat about Trump’s sex life or his ex-mistresses or how much they cost him.

Michael who, you say? Michael Cohen? Oh, yeah, the sleazeball who took Trump’s money for years and years, and then, once his taxicab schemes and assorted other shenanigans fell apart and prison time loomed, suddenly had an epiphany about Trump? The guy who plead guilty to lying to Congress? The guy who begged Trump for a pardon? That Michael Cohen? If Democrats think Michael Cohen’s pathetic drooling before some congressional committee will change my mind, they are beyond delusional..."


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Trump talks too. Left with having to go 3rd party.
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He expresses a lot of my feelings, except I would be okay with a Rockefeller republican.

What do I dislike about Trump? A lot. In particular I disagree on what appear to be his two biggest issues--the wall and tariffs.

What do I like about Trump? That he's not Bernie or AOC or Fauxcohontas or Spartacus or Kamala the Slut or Robert Francis O'Rourke, or any of the other democrat hopefuls. And that he's willing to stand up for the fact that he isn't any of those, unlike the milquetoast wusses who have tried to be democrat-lite.

Do I wish somebody else were president? Yep. Do I wish that somebody else were any democrat contender? Nope.

Te enemy of my enemy is my friend. I just wish my enemies had more competent enemies.
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(03-16-2019 07:46 AM)Paul M Wrote:  Trump talks too. Left with having to go 3rd party.

Paul! What’s up man!
03-16-2019 07:55 AM
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This guy gets it.

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Spouse and I had his same conversation this morning. We don't love Trump. He has huge warts. But he is a no brainer vote when you size him up against EVERYONE on the D ticket.

There is no pragmatic centrist on the left like a Bill Clinton. The more the democrats move left and spout socialism the tighter my grip is on the lever for Trump.
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If you don't hate America, it is no brainer who to vote for. If you hate America, it is a no brainer who to vote for. The sides have never been more defined.
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(03-16-2019 09:36 AM)usmbacker Wrote:  If you don't hate America, it is no brainer who to vote for. If you hate America, it is a no brainer who to vote for. The sides have never been more defined.

I would change "america" to "USD"....but yeah, they are synonymous...
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(03-16-2019 07:46 AM)Paul M Wrote:  Trump talks too. Left with having to go 3rd party.

okay....go waste more time...

you already have a third party president....it doesn't matter if you cannot accept that fact...
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(03-16-2019 12:50 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  
(03-16-2019 07:46 AM)Paul M Wrote:  Trump talks too. Left with having to go 3rd party.

okay....go waste more time...

you already have a third party president....it doesn't matter if you cannot accept that fact...

He wants a third party candidate that isn't a Moron.
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(03-16-2019 02:49 PM)cb4029 Wrote:  
(03-16-2019 12:50 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  
(03-16-2019 07:46 AM)Paul M Wrote:  Trump talks too. Left with having to go 3rd party.

okay....go waste more time...

you already have a third party president....it doesn't matter if you cannot accept that fact...

He wants a third party candidate that isn't a Moron.

good luck with that stupid b$...

again, there's a reason DJT fk'd with 'em threatening to run (I)...

shite, hey-zeus could run and his sadbox would still run dry...
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(03-16-2019 07:46 AM)Paul M Wrote:  Trump talks too. Left with having to go 3rd party.

Yeah, he talks badly, we get it. His grammar is atrocious, that should get him impeached. I've had to learn to listen to him with patience, to what he says and not how he says it.

Keep on performing futile symbolic gesture, there is no 3rd party that's going to come along and save you guys. Not yet. If you libertarians weren't as bad as the dems with your obsessive behaviors, your arrogance and your condescension - when you walk in a room you're automatically certain you're the smartest guy in the room and your position is the only position - I might be interested.
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(03-16-2019 09:03 AM)shere khan Wrote:  This guy gets it.

04-cheers

He sure does, and says so as clearly as anyone I've listened to.
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(03-16-2019 02:49 PM)cb4029 Wrote:  
(03-16-2019 12:50 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  
(03-16-2019 07:46 AM)Paul M Wrote:  Trump talks too. Left with having to go 3rd party.

okay....go waste more time...

you already have a third party president....it doesn't matter if you cannot accept that fact...

He wants a third party candidate that isn't a Moron.

Sorry, but just like within the democrat party there are none.
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(03-17-2019 07:47 AM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  
(03-16-2019 07:46 AM)Paul M Wrote:  Trump talks too. Left with having to go 3rd party.

Yeah, he talks badly, we get it. His grammar is atrocious, that should get him impeached. I've had to learn to listen to him with patience, to what he says and not how he says it.

Keep on performing futile symbolic gesture, there is no 3rd party that's going to come along and save you guys. Not yet. If you libertarians weren't as bad as the dems with your obsessive behaviors, your arrogance and your condescension - when you walk in a room you're automatically certain you're the smartest guy in the room and your position is the only position - I might be interested.

Not a libertarian. Was a conservative before and remain one after Trump. Not changing my political views for a charlatan and liar.
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I think it's all a bunch of smoke and mirrors and that the former Democrat turned Republican DJT is a prop for whatever power pulls the strings behind the scenes, the same power that Dems are beholden to. I firmly believe the powers that be have conspired to assist DJT into the WH (same as BHO previous) in an attempt to further destabilize the US so that we are weaker. Power vacuums are made sometimes expressly so it can be consolidated.
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(03-17-2019 10:01 AM)Paul M Wrote:  
(03-17-2019 07:47 AM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  
(03-16-2019 07:46 AM)Paul M Wrote:  Trump talks too. Left with having to go 3rd party.

Yeah, he talks badly, we get it. His grammar is atrocious, that should get him impeached. I've had to learn to listen to him with patience, to what he says and not how he says it.

Keep on performing futile symbolic gesture, there is no 3rd party that's going to come along and save you guys. Not yet. If you libertarians weren't as bad as the dems with your obsessive behaviors, your arrogance and your condescension - when you walk in a room you're automatically certain you're the smartest guy in the room and your position is the only position - I might be interested.

Not a libertarian. Was a conservative before and remain one after Trump. Not changing my political views for a charlatan and liar.

Well, act like one then and get behind your POTUS when he does something worthwhile. But, by all means continue to call him out when he does something you disagree with. You may well be this guy who I have the same conversation with on FB. He claims to be a conservative to the core yet questions every.single.thing. the man does and condemns him because he's lied and had affairs. They ALL lie, and they all likely have something in their past over which they should be embarrassed.

This guy claims to be a God fearing Christian who has been faithful through 25 years of marriage and who describes himself as too honest. He says he cannot in good conscience support such a flawed man as Trump. I suggest you both take a good long look in the mirror and honestly assess your own honesty. Have you ever received a speeding ticket? If so then shut the fuq up you evil sinner you.

I remain more concerned about his policy decisions and his ability to lead than about whether or not he paid some chick off to keep quiet or whether or not he bragged about women throwing themselves at him. In a perfect world our candidates would be squeaky clean and we wouldn't have to struggle with moral dilemma's like you appear to. If I applied the same level of critique to myself every morning I would likely just stay in bed. There's been one perfect man throughout history and look what we did to him.

While I wouldn't follow him off a cliff I do support his policy decisions and his leadership ability.
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(03-17-2019 11:30 AM)king king Wrote:  I think it's all a bunch of smoke and mirrors and that the former Democrat turned Republican DJT is a prop for whatever power pulls the strings behind the scenes, the same power that Dems are beholden to. I firmly believe the powers that be have conspired to assist DJT into the WH (same as BHO previous) in an attempt to further destabilize the US so that we are weaker. Power vacuums are made sometimes expressly so it can be consolidated.

And yet, by any objective measure, we are NOT weaker. We remain the worlds baddest badass superpower with the worlds strongest economy. Odd aint it? As to his affiliation? I would likely have had to register as a dem in the 80's myself if I'd been forced to choose. However, THAT democrat party looked nothing like the modern dem party. He's not the first pol to switch sides because it was politically expedient and likely won't be the last. But, he was a republican before he was a democrat before he was an independent before he was a republican, before he was a democrat.

"Trump registered as a Republican in Manhattan in 1987 and since that time has changed his party affiliation five times. In 1999, Trump changed his party affiliation to the Independence Party of New York. In August 2001, Trump changed his party affiliation to Democratic. In September 2009, Trump changed his party affiliation back to the Republican Party. In December 2011, Trump changed to "no party affiliation" (independent). In April 2012, Trump again returned to the Republican Party."

I think history will show that Trump was the man we needed at this time and I can say that while not throwing myself at his feet in adoration.
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As someone who didn't vote for Trump the first time around....

I like the tax cuts. I like his SCOTUS pick. I love the fact that building the wall is more to him than empty promises.

I don't like the whole tariffs and trade war angle.

That being said, the left has gone SO far off the reservation and has put all their eggs in the Anti-American basket that anyone short of Lucifer that has an "R" after their name will get my vote.
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(03-18-2019 07:14 AM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  
(03-17-2019 10:01 AM)Paul M Wrote:  
(03-17-2019 07:47 AM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  
(03-16-2019 07:46 AM)Paul M Wrote:  Trump talks too. Left with having to go 3rd party.
Yeah, he talks badly, we get it. His grammar is atrocious, that should get him impeached. I've had to learn to listen to him with patience, to what he says and not how he says it.
Keep on performing futile symbolic gesture, there is no 3rd party that's going to come along and save you guys. Not yet. If you libertarians weren't as bad as the dems with your obsessive behaviors, your arrogance and your condescension - when you walk in a room you're automatically certain you're the smartest guy in the room and your position is the only position - I might be interested.
Not a libertarian. Was a conservative before and remain one after Trump. Not changing my political views for a charlatan and liar.
Well, act like one then and get behind your POTUS when he does something worthwhile. But, by all means continue to call him out when he does something you disagree with. You may well be this guy who I have the same conversation with on FB. He claims to be a conservative to the core yet questions every.single.thing. the man does and condemns him because he's lied and had affairs. They ALL lie, and they all likely have something in their past over which they should be embarrassed.
This guy claims to be a God fearing Christian who has been faithful through 25 years of marriage and who describes himself as too honest. He says he cannot in good conscience support such a flawed man as Trump. I suggest you both take a good long look in the mirror and honestly assess your own honesty. Have you ever received a speeding ticket? If so then shut the fuq up you evil sinner you.
I remain more concerned about his policy decisions and his ability to lead than about whether or not he paid some chick off to keep quiet or whether or not he bragged about women throwing themselves at him. In a perfect world our candidates would be squeaky clean and we wouldn't have to struggle with moral dilemma's like you appear to. If I applied the same level of critique to myself every morning I would likely just stay in bed. There's been one perfect man throughout history and look what we did to him.
While I wouldn't follow him off a cliff I do support his policy decisions and his leadership ability.

I've been a libertarian since before Libertarians were a party. I remember taking what I learned later were libertarian positions in high school. The first time I recall stating my political philosophy in so many words was during my alumni interview for admission to Rice, when the interviewer asked if I considered myself to be liberal or conservative, and I thought for a second or two and then responded, "I'm liberal on social issues and conservative on fiscal, national defense, and foreign policy issues." Still am today, views really haven't changed much.

When I first heard of the Libertarian party in the early 1970s, I thought, "Wow, a party who thinks the way I do." I voted for John Hospers and Tonie Nathan in 1972, so I'm guessing I voted for a woman on a presidential ticket lying before most of you did. I have voted for the Libertarian in every election since, except 1980 when my strongest motivation was how badly I wanted rid of Jimmy Carter, so I voted for Reagan. I was in law school at night then, and in between classes we checked on the election results. I remember asking someone how the election was going during a break between classes, and her response was, "Well so far, NBC has called 20 states, and of them Carter has carried DC and Georgia." She did not seem nearly as happy with that result as I was.

I'm really torn. I don't like Donald Trump the person, and I seriously disagree with what seem to be his two major policy positions--the wall and tariffs. But I don't agree with democrats on either of those issues, or for that matter anything else. And the Green New Deal strikes me a set of poorly thought Luddite/socialist/communist/collectivist policy prescriptions that would, IMO, literally ruin the country, perhaps irretrievably.

So my position toward Trump is what I've described frequently, "The enemy of my enemy is my friend." I don't like his style, but when he's all we have standing between us and the likes of Bernie and AOC and Fauxcohontas and Spartacus and Robert Francis and Kamala the Slut, I may be forced to do what I did in 1980, particularly if it looks like there's any chance Texas will be in play. For the record, I voted Cruz against Robert Francis in 2018, and Libertarians everywhere else. If there is anything that I do like about Trump, it is that he will stand and fight, not cower like the miserable group of so-called republican congressional leaders--McConnell, Boehner, and Ryan (whom I will give a small pass because at least he did not want the speaker slot).

Looking at our choices for 2020, my biggest cause for any optimism is the memory that when Richard Nixon gave us the 55 mph speed limit, Americans learned how to use CB radios. We're pretty good at figuring workarounds when our government tries to screw us.
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