CrimsonPhantom
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Clean, Thoroughbred, White Girl
Quote:A boozed-up South Carolina woman pulled over for blowing past a stop sign at 60 mph told cops she shouldn’t be arrested because she’s a “very clean, thoroughbred, white girl,” according to a police report.
But Lauren Elizabeth Cutshaw’s lecture didn’t convince officers from the Bluffton Police Department — who arrested her on charges of speeding, disregarding a stop sign, simple possession of marijuana, driving under the influence and possession of drug paraphernalia, a police spokesman confirmed to The Post.
After getting pulled over at about 1:45 a.m. Saturday near Bluffton and May River roads, where she was spotted speeding through a four-way stop sign, Cutshaw told cops she had had just two glasses of wine, according to the police report obtained by the Island Packet.
“I mean I was celebrating my birthday,” Cutshaw, who turns 33 on Thursday, told the cops when they asked her how big the glasses were for her alleged two drinks, according to the report.
But she didn’t stop there. Cutshaw gave the officers a litany of other reasons why she deserved to be let off the hook: She maintained perfect grades during all of her school years, was a cheerleader and a member of a sorority. Her partner is also a cop, Cutshaw said.
“I’m a white, clean girl,” Cutshaw said, according to the report. When the officers asked what exactly that meant, she replied, “You’re a cop, you should know what that means.”
The police report indicated how surprised the officers were by the comments.
“Making statements such as these as a means to justify not being arrested are unusual in my experience as a law enforcement officer and I believe further demonstrate the suspect’s level of intoxication,” according to the report.
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08-08-2018 05:12 PM |
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TechRocks
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RE: Clean, Thoroughbred, White Girl
LOL. I bet they thought they'd heard it all.
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08-08-2018 05:29 PM |
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SuperFlyBCat
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RE: Clean, Thoroughbred, White Girl
Black dudes hitting up her IG and Facebook pronto.
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08-08-2018 05:31 PM |
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Kaplony
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RE: Clean, Thoroughbred, White Girl
She ain't a "South Carolina woman" if she's white and from Bluffton. She's an import from somewhere.
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08-08-2018 05:33 PM |
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SuperFlyBCat
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RE: Clean, Thoroughbred, White Girl
Do you guys remember the run a way bride from Suburban Atlanta circa .........2006 or something like that.
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08-08-2018 05:37 PM |
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RE: Clean, Thoroughbred, White Girl
(08-08-2018 05:33 PM)Kaplony Wrote: She ain't a "South Carolina woman" if she's white and from Bluffton. She's an import from somewhere.
Full disclosure, Kaplony only think south Carolina women are from the Southern Charm show.
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08-08-2018 10:08 PM |
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Kaplony
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RE: Clean, Thoroughbred, White Girl
(08-08-2018 10:08 PM)fsquid Wrote: (08-08-2018 05:33 PM)Kaplony Wrote: She ain't a "South Carolina woman" if she's white and from Bluffton. She's an import from somewhere.
Full disclosure, Kaplony only think south Carolina women are from the Southern Charm show.
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Full disclosure, you are wrong. Again. We are used to it around here.
Bluffton Township was where all the maids, butlers, cooks, etc. for the people who lived on Hilton Head used to live before Hilton Head grew up and the money folks started gentrifying Bluffton in the 1990's, spearheaded by the construction of Sun City.
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08-08-2018 10:18 PM |
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Native Georgian
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RE: Clean, Thoroughbred, White Girl
I’ve never had a DUI or any kind alcohol-related encounter with law-enforcement. One instance in my early 20s when I rolled the dice and got away with it.
So I’m *not* speaking from any kind of bitter experience here when I say that it has always bothered me when cops include socially-embarrassing but non-incriminating statements in official reports. Just sadistic, really. Unless this sort of thing is taken in lieu of a fine, it only serves to make people resent law-enforcement.
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08-08-2018 11:01 PM |
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Kaplony
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RE: Clean, Thoroughbred, White Girl
(08-08-2018 11:01 PM)Native Georgian Wrote: I’ve never had a DUI or any kind alcohol-related encounter with law-enforcement. One instance in my early 20s when I rolled the dice and got away with it.
So I’m *not* speaking from any kind of bitter experience here when I say that it has always bothered me when cops include socially-embarrassing but non-incriminating statements in official reports. Just sadistic, really. Unless this sort of thing is taken in lieu of a fine, it only serves to make people resent law-enforcement.
I've washed too much innocent blood out of my gear and have too many bad dreams about innocent lives lost or destroyed because some self-centered asswipe decided to drive drunk to have any sympathy for any potential embarrassment she or any other drunk may feel.
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08-09-2018 06:21 AM |
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RE: Clean, Thoroughbred, White Girl
(08-09-2018 06:21 AM)Kaplony Wrote: (08-08-2018 11:01 PM)Native Georgian Wrote: I’ve never had a DUI or any kind alcohol-related encounter with law-enforcement. One instance in my early 20s when I rolled the dice and got away with it.
So I’m *not* speaking from any kind of bitter experience here when I say that it has always bothered me when cops include socially-embarrassing but non-incriminating statements in official reports. Just sadistic, really. Unless this sort of thing is taken in lieu of a fine, it only serves to make people resent law-enforcement.
I've washed too much innocent blood out of my gear and have too many bad dreams about innocent lives lost or destroyed because some self-centered asswipe decided to drive drunk to have any sympathy for any potential embarrassment she or any other drunk may feel.
Point very well made....
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08-09-2018 07:22 AM |
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RE: Clean, Thoroughbred, White Girl
That's the worst line I've heard to get out of a jam. Well I've heard worst but not like that.
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08-09-2018 07:35 AM |
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RE: Clean, Thoroughbred, White Girl
lol, she might be clean but she isn't too smart.
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08-09-2018 07:54 AM |
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RE: Clean, Thoroughbred, White Girl
(08-09-2018 07:35 AM)gdunn Wrote: That's the worst line I've heard to get out of a jam. Well I've heard worst but not like that.
Worst I ever saw was nearly 40 years ago, when a group of us got into a late-night tussle with another group at a fast-food place -- a "Jack in the Box" (does that chain still exist?).
One of my buddies, who was not even involved in the confrontation but instead was sitting drunkenly at a table just trying to eat, was told by the cops to get up a leave. He looked up from his meal, pointed a french fry at the cop and said "blow me".
He, of course, was the only one arrested that night.
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RE: Clean, Thoroughbred, White Girl
(08-09-2018 08:01 AM)AdoptedMonarch Wrote: (08-09-2018 07:35 AM)gdunn Wrote: That's the worst line I've heard to get out of a jam. Well I've heard worst but not like that.
Worst I ever saw was nearly 40 years ago, when a group of us got into a late-night tussle with another group at a fast-food place -- a "Jack in the Box" (does that chain still exist?).
One of my buddies, who was not even involved in the confrontation but instead was sitting drunkenly at a table just trying to eat, was told by the cops to get up a leave. He looked up from his meal, pointed a french fry at the cop and said "blow me".
He, of course, was the only one arrested that night.
Just for re-telling that story and giving me a smile, I hope that ODU goes undefeated this year.
That was great. And sounds perfectly plausible coming out of the late 70's.
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RE: Clean, Thoroughbred, White Girl
(08-09-2018 06:21 AM)Kaplony Wrote: (08-08-2018 11:01 PM)Native Georgian Wrote: I’ve never had a DUI or any kind alcohol-related encounter with law-enforcement. One instance in my early 20s when I rolled the dice and got away with it.
So I’m *not* speaking from any kind of bitter experience here when I say that it has always bothered me when cops include socially-embarrassing but non-incriminating statements in official reports. Just sadistic, really. Unless this sort of thing is taken in lieu of a fine, it only serves to make people resent law-enforcement.
I've washed too much innocent blood out of my gear and have too many bad dreams about innocent lives lost or destroyed because some self-centered asswipe decided to drive drunk to have any sympathy for any potential embarrassment she or any other drunk may feel.
I am in complete solidarity with you on this. I don't even drink because I saw what alcohol can do to certain people that cannot handle its side effects.
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08-09-2018 08:10 AM |
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RE: Clean, Thoroughbred, White Girl
I do not believe anyone should feel "sympathy" for Ms. Cutshaw.
I do believe that facts which are not on-point (to the charges filed) should be omitted from police reports.
I wish people would not conflate those two subjects.
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08-09-2018 08:16 AM |
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RE: Clean, Thoroughbred, White Girl
Sounds like she used Reality Winner's statement, without checking to see how well that worked for Reality Winner.
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08-09-2018 08:27 AM |
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RE: Clean, Thoroughbred, White Girl
I guess we can close the file on the whole "White privilege" thing. If this "clean throughbred" can't get it, then it doesn't exist.
Lmao.
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08-09-2018 08:45 AM |
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