My poor wife has gone through so many medical problems that she only agrees to it because she's a Christian and all that. When she's half interested she'll place her arms to the side, if not she'll placed them across her chest. It just doesn't arouse my younger day wee-wee. I just give up and then resent it afterward...most of the time.

Dang, I think we TMI this thread. LOL

It's a biatch getting...being old but it beats the alternative...most times. Ha, ha. Anyway, I think I wore my wee-wee out from all the sex in my younger days.

(07-11-2018 07:36 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  

(07-11-2018 02:59 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  Truth! All that huffing and puffing and getting sweaty for 3 minutes of fun. I just tell my girlfriend I thought it was a race to see who could finish first.

Bwahahahahaha, man, that was funny. It's gotta to a point where my pubic hairs are longer than my wee-wee. I need a trim, ha, ha.

(07-11-2018 07:43 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  My poor wife has gone through so many medical problems that she only agrees to it because she's a Christian and all that. When she's half interested she'll place her arms to the side, if not she'll placed them across her chest. It just doesn't arouse my younger day wee-wee. I just give up and then resent it afterward...most of the time.

Dang, I think we TMI this thread. LOL

It's a biatch getting...being old but it beats the alternative...most times. Ha, ha. Anyway, I think I wore my wee-wee out from all the sex in my younger days.

Dear Lord. You know you're among family when...

UC, and we're not even drunk. LOL Imagine if we were.

I haven't been drunk in such a long time and I don't miss it. It's no fun making love to the toilet, for the whole day.

(07-11-2018 07:49 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote:  

(07-11-2018 07:36 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  

(07-11-2018 02:59 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  Truth! All that huffing and puffing and getting sweaty for 3 minutes of fun. I just tell my girlfriend I thought it was a race to see who could finish first.

Bwahahahahaha, man, that was funny. It's gotta to a point where my pubic hairs are longer than my wee-wee. I need a trim, ha, ha.

(07-11-2018 07:43 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  My poor wife has gone through so many medical problems that she only agrees to it because she's a Christian and all that. When she's half interested she'll place her arms to the side, if not she'll placed them across her chest. It just doesn't arouse my younger day wee-wee. I just give up and then resent it afterward...most of the time.

Dang, I think we TMI this thread. LOL

It's a biatch getting...being old but it beats the alternative...most times. Ha, ha. Anyway, I think I wore my wee-wee out from all the sex in my younger days.

Dear Lord. You know you're among family when...

if it wasn't for sharing "stories" coupled with the fiery debates, this board would suck fruity pebbles.....

(07-11-2018 08:09 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  UC, and we're not even drunk. LOL Imagine if we were.

I haven't been drunk in such a long time and I don't miss it. It's no fun making love to the toilet, for the whole day.

I'm good. Just teasing a bit. I am serious that posting on this board like some of you do, day in/day out, is literally like being around your family. Now, I won't get into which poster is like the annoying uncle, or the punk little brother, or the wise-cracking dad, etc., but you have to be comfortable with one another to post some of this stuff. It's cool. To stink's post, ya need to break up the monotony and arguing at times - have you seen the page subpoena thread?

(07-11-2018 08:25 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote:  

(07-11-2018 08:09 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  UC, and we're not even drunk. LOL Imagine if we were.

I haven't been drunk in such a long time and I don't miss it. It's no fun making love to the toilet, for the whole day.

I'm good. Just teasing a bit. I am serious that posting on this board like some of you do, day in/day out, is literally like being around your family. Now, I won't get into which poster is like the annoying uncle, or the punk little brother, or the wise-cracking dad, etc., but you have to be comfortable with one another to post some of this stuff. It's cool. To stink's post, ya need to break up the monotony and arguing at times - have you seen the page subpoena thread?

(07-11-2018 08:25 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote:  

(07-11-2018 08:09 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  UC, and we're not even drunk. LOL Imagine if we were.

I haven't been drunk in such a long time and I don't miss it. It's no fun making love to the toilet, for the whole day.

I'm good. Just teasing a bit. I am serious that posting on this board like some of you do, day in/day out, is literally like being around your family. Now, I won't get into which poster is like the annoying uncle, or the punk little brother, or the wise-cracking dad, etc., but you have to be comfortable with one another to post some of this stuff. It's cool. To stink's post, ya need to break up the monotony and arguing at times - have you seen the page subpoena thread?

I told my former paw-n-law and father that listening to Fox would kill 'em.....

it always drew a chuckle....

#damnretirees and their preferred parking 'slots'

Whenever I start to feel like it's hot I remind myself that it could be worse. I could be back fighting fire.