Quote:A man wearing a Hawaiian shirt on San Francisco's Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART) went viral earlier this month after calling the cops on a man eating his lunch. A video posted to Reddit shows an angered passenger, who is now referred to as Burrito Bob, confronting another passenger on a BART train for snacking while traveling on the Dublin/Pleasanton line, close to the famed Fruitvale Station. BART currently has rules against eating and drinking; violations carry a fine of $250.

"You can't wait? A sign says no eating and drinking. You don't get it? You don't get it. You must be stupid. I've seen people like you on TV," he tells the passenger.

Bystanders look on and laugh when the man announces that he's going to contact authorities. Burrito Bob proceeds to use the train's emergency contact system to ask for an officer, saying: "Please, can you get a policeman on board? We've got somebody dining on the first car." While Burrito Bob waits, surrounding passengers encourage the man to "eat your burrito, bro," including one drinking from a nearly empty Starbucks cup. Burrito Bob continues to defend his position, saying that the passenger should wait to nourish himself in the appropriate venue.

Burrito Bob now joins a growing list of alliterative offenders who have attempted to use authorities to enforce petty regulations this summer.

BBQ Becky: In late April, a woman called police on black barbecuers at Lake Merritt in Oakland, California, after claiming that they were not allowed to operate a charcoal grill in the area. When police did not take the call as seriously as she'd hoped, she broke down into tears. Oaklanders threw a cookout called "BBQing While Black" in response.

Permit Patty: In June, a woman called police on a young black girl selling water without a permit. The woman later argued that she did so because the girl's mother was "screaming for hours." Some noted the hypocrisy of the call after it was revealed that she was the CEO of a "kind of like 'don't ask, don't tell'" pet weed business.

Pool Patrol Paula: Also in June, a woman threatened to call police after telling a black teen that his friends were "punks" who "didn't belong" at a community pool in Summerville, South Carolina. In a video, she's visible striking in the general direction of the teen at least twice. When investigators in the Dorchester County Sheriff's Office attempted to serve her a warrant for third-degree assault, she picked up some additional charges after fighting back.

Honorable mentions go to a Philadelphia Starbucks employee who in April called police on two black men while they were waiting in the coffee shop for a meeting and Ohio neighbors who called police in June after a 12-year-old cut the grass on their property by mistake—the young man's business ended up growing as a result.

Even CountryTime lemonade has gotten involved, promising to pay the fines of children who have the police called on them for running unlicensed lemonade stands.

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Here's a new one as of today:

Quote:A resident in a Maple Heights, Ohio neighborhood called the police on a 12-year-old boy who is spending the summer mowing lawns.

The boy, Reginald “Reggie” Fields, along with his siblings and cousins, were mowing a customer's lawn when Reggie accidently cut a different neighbor’s grass.

The mistake spurred that resident to call the Maple Heights Police Department, Lt. Joe Mocsiran confirmed to Fox News on Friday.

"They said I was cutting their grass. I didn't know it," Reggie first told WEWS News 5.

Mocsiran said no action was taken against Reggie.

“A little kid is out there working hard -- heck no,” he said, explaining that it’s difficult to tell where one person’s lawn starts and another ends in the neighborhood where the incident occured.

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My son who was leaving for Iraq and wanted me to store his almost new truck in my back yard where it was visible from the front. It wasn't a junker by any means and yet our neighbor, a very strong Demoncraptic supporter "probably" turned us in to the Neighborhood Watch Association. She's know for stuff like that, that's why I'm accusing her. She is certifiably nuts. No. Really.

(06-30-2018 02:54 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  My son who was leaving for Iraq and wanted me to store his almost new truck in my back yard where it was visible from the front. It wasn't a junker by any means and yet our neighbor, a very strong Demoncraptic supporter "probably" turned us in to the Neighborhood Watch Association. She's know for stuff like that, that's why I'm accusing her. She is certifiably nuts. No. Really.

both my dad and lil bubba have had varying issues with theirs.....

shockingly, nobody fks with this big crazy privileged white guy that doesn't have a tat, a bumper sticker, and never puts signs in the yard......

it's funny what doesn't happen when you tell 'em to mind their own bizzle and fk off right out the gate....

My neighbor has two lots and put up a little zip line for his kids on the spare lot. The HOA gave him a hard time because it was visible from the street. So he painted it all dark green. Now it blends in with the trees. He's an airline pilot and carries onboard. I imagine he would not hesitate if he needed to use it.

A San Francisco idiot called FWC because they said a neighbor had a pet bobcat. Turned out to be an exceptionally large Maine Coon cat.

Busybodies and nosy yentas. I hate San Francisco. In fact, I love it when a team from there loses.

IMO, HOA's are un-American.