"Someone told me we have the biggest and best crowds at USM....Last night was the biggest crowd ever in college baseball, I believe...Looked like millions of spectators in the Roost area.....it was amazing... much more than any other outfield in college baseball, where they only count their crowds in the thousands" DJT

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'My choklat cake is the biggest and most choklatty cake in the whole world...So rich, I believe there are a million eggs in there...more eggs than any other cake in the world, someone told me...Martha Stewart actually lied and said her choklat cake was choklattier, can you believe that? Orange will be the new black for Lyin' Mama Martha Stewart, I tell you! Oh, you say she's already been in the slammer? Where's Bannon, he didn't tell me that! There he is...hey! Moon Crater face, you're FIRED!!" DJT