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Is this real or parody? Christian Porn?
http://www.televictim.com/christianporn.html

Quote:Erotica with Biblical Foundations
Consider the Song of Solomon, a deeply sensual and erotic book of the Bible, which describes in lyrical detail the
sexual and romantic relationship between a bride and bridegroom. Their dialogue relates to spiritual matters, but
relates spirituality through a loving physical relationship between husband and wife. This is the model of erotic
“edutainment” that we are promoting. We believe that under the right circumstances, and given the correct content,
such adult media has the potential to enrich the sexual lives of married Christian partners.

Quote:The Christian Porn Framework
Only married couples engaging in sexual acts. All sexual partners in a Christian porn production are
husband and wife, both on and off screen. All actors are married in real life and portray married couples
on-screen. The depiction is their having sex with only their wedded spouses.

All sex is portrayed within the context of a Christian marriage. It is apparent through the actions,
behaviors, and speech of the characters portrayed that they are Christian, lead a Christian lifestyle, and
have a marriage in which their faith is central. This is depicted in a variety of ways, with scenes showing a
couple praying together, studying the Bible, attending church or church functions, and generally relating to
one another as loving Christian spouses outside of the bedroom.

It is instructional. Part of the mission of Christian pornography is to graphically educate married
believers in how to achieve more sexual pleasure, intimacy, and closeness in their relationships. Various
sexual techniques and positions are dramatized so that couples can learn how to incorporate them into their
lovemaking routines. In their on-screen roles, the actors model both correct sexual techniques and
appropriate sexual attitudes, by being respectful and treating one another’s bodies as the sacred gift from
God that they are.

Both husband and wife receive their due benevolence. This is in keeping with the scriptural mandate of
I Corinthians 7:3, which says “Let the husband render unto the wife due benevolence: and likewise also the
wife unto the husband.” This means that both sex partners are shown getting equal pleasure and sexual
attention from one another.

No extramarital sex, unless it illustrates the downfalls of adultery. The spouses in a Christian porn
production never have adulterous relations, unless they (and their partner in extramarital crime) suffer and
are punished fittingly for their sins. (In deference to modern conventions, the punishment is not always
mandated by scripture, i.e., being stoned to death.)

They are uplifting and inspirational, focusing on strengthening Christian marriage and Christian
faith. Christian porn has an overall positive message. Of course, its primary message is to demonstrate the
sacred use of sexuality and sensuality to reinforce the bonds of Christian marriage. But in all other respects,
it affirms Christian values of community, family, faith, honesty, and charity. It shows that having a joyous
and fulfilling married sex life is one of the fruits of following the path of righteousness.

No profanity. Although exclamations of pleasure are acceptable, as are the natural sounds and
vocalizations of lovemaking, Christian porn contains no profanity or swearing. The participants address
each other lovingly and respectfully at all times. Of course, it goes without saying that the actors do not take

And my favorite part: The best selling Christian Porn Films

Quote:Christian Porn Favorites
"The Body of Chris" (2006) -- Starring newcomer Chris Varney and his well-sculpted body. He and Mrs. Varney, a petite
beauty, love each other on two beaches and in a pool.

"Round Yon Virgin" (2006) -- The raven-haired Louisa Flagler and her well-endowed new husband consummate their
marriage in a Jacuzzi, losing their virginity together.

"Rod Is the Answer" (2005) -- Christian Porn ironman Rod Parker's most memorable film. Known for their marathon
sessions, the Parkers perform in the shower, the kitchen, the garage, and practically every room in the house. Follow-up to the
break-through "In Rod We Trust" (2005).

"Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful" (2004) -- Californians Jodi and Michael Connor follow Sunday service with a love-making
session, inspired by their reverend's words regarding the value of human touch.

"Lazarus Rises" (2004) -- New Jersey's Mr. and Mrs. Ryan Brooks depict marriage during Biblical times. Wardrobe and
locations are impressively authentic.
11-17-2015 01:37 PM
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RE: Is this real or parody? Christian Porn?
While I hope it is not real, I wouldn't bet on it.
11-17-2015 01:43 PM
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RE: Is this real or parody? Christian Porn?
http://www.televictim.com/

NM - Parody. Didn't pay close enough attention to the link name.
11-17-2015 01:47 PM
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RE: Is this real or parody? Christian Porn?
Hey, atheist churches exist so I wouldn't put this out of the realm of possibilities despite the parody.
11-17-2015 03:21 PM
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There is a "Christian Swingers Church" down in Florida. Sounds like a Tax Dodge.
11-17-2015 05:04 PM
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(11-17-2015 05:04 PM)WMD Owl Wrote:  There is a "Christian Swingers Church" down in Florida. Sounds like a Tax Dodge.

At a church or at the zoo?
11-17-2015 08:23 PM
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RE: Is this real or parody? Christian Porn?
(11-17-2015 05:04 PM)WMD Owl Wrote:  There is a "Christian Swingers Church" down in Florida. Sounds like a Tax Dodge.

It's Florida. They'll hump in a wheelie cart if you let 'em.
11-18-2015 11:12 AM
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