Q. What's the difference between the Idaho Vandals & the Taliban?
A. The Taliban have a running game

Q. What do the Idaho Vandals & Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 25,000 people stand up & yell "Jesus Christ"!

Q. How do you keep an Idaho Vandal out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts

Q. Where do the Idaho Vandals go in case of a tornado?
A. To the Kibbie Dome - they never get a touchdown there!

Q. What do you call a Vandal with a Bowl Championship ring?
A. A thief

Q. Why was Robb Akey upset when the Idaho Vandals playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q. What's the difference between the Idaho Vandals and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar

Q. What do you call 85 people sitting around a TV watching a Bowl Game?
A. The Idaho Vandals

Q. What do the Idaho Vandals and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road

Q: What did the Idaho student get on his SAT score?
A: Drool

Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Moscow?
A: Highway 95