Hello There, Guest! (LoginRegister)


Post Reply 
OT: Each State’s Internet Search History
Author Message
Bookmark and Share
CrimsonPhantom Offline
A WAC Sheriff!
*

Posts: 7,171
Joined: Mar 2013
Reputation: 443
I Root For: NM State
Location:
Post: #1
OT: Each State’s Internet Search History
Link

ALABAMA: FOX News / God / Impeach Obama / Jesus / Jessica Simpson / Obama Is The Antichrist / Polka / Satan

Analysis: It’s a fire and brimstone kind of state, but with a soft spot for pretty blondes.

ARKANSAS: Atkins Diet / End of Days / Lap Band Surgery / Learn to Read / Walmart Jobs

Analysis: In 2013, Arkansas was declared the most obese state in America, and evidently they did something about it because in 2014 they’re now the second most obese.

GEORGIA: Athlete’s Foot / Butt Implants / Cooking Crack / Divorce / Spanx / Weave / What is tofu?

Analysis: In the end, homemade crack and a new butt just aren’t enough to save a marriage.

IDAHO: Bigfoot, Caramel Corn, Potato, Unicorns,

Analysis: It’s a great state for imaginary creatures hungering for carbs.

KENTUCKY: Black Friday / Bowling / Creed (band) / Demonic Possession / Lyrics to Happy Birthday / New Year’s Resolution / Obama Is the Antichrist (tied with Alabama) / Whores

Analysis: In Kentucky, a common New Year’s resolution is to refrain from staring at prostitutes speaking in tongues when out bowling

LOUISIANA: Alligator Hunting / Channing Tatum / “Golden Girls” (TV show) / Paternity Test / Pope Francis

Analysis: Channing Tatum is the child’s real father!!

NEW MEXICO: Frito Pie / Juggalos / Peyote / U.F.O.

Analysis: Hopefully the U.F.O.s are just hear to abduct the Juggalos and they leave the Frito pie alone.

NORTH CAROLINA: Barbecue / Charles Barkley’s Golf Swing / White Snake (band) / Your Mama Jokes

Analysis: People are just having a real nice time on the internet in ol’ North Carolina

TEXAS: Are dinosaurs real? / Are zombies real? / The Bill of Rights / Boogers / Calf Implants / Can dogs talk? / Chupacrabra / Curves International (company) / Do I have herpes? / Does beer make you fat? / Government Mind Control / How to cook meth? / How to sell your soul to the Devil? / Justin Bieber (singer) / Krunk / Meth Recipes / Porn / Purple Drank / Rodeo / Snake Bites / Tacos

Analysis: Texas asks a lot of questions, has a worrisome level of interest in crystal meth, and probably a sore that should be looked at by doctor, but the Lone Star State also has a boatload of tacos. So many delicious tacos.
(This post was last modified: 05-20-2014 11:46 PM by CrimsonPhantom.)
05-20-2014 11:45 PM
Visit this user's website Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply

chrisattsu Offline
Sun Belt Nationalist
*

Posts: 1,576
Joined: Jun 2009
Reputation: 55
I Root For: Texas State
Location:
Post: #2
RE: OT: Each State’s Internet Search History
Not enough PAWWWL for the Alabama
(This post was last modified: 05-21-2014 09:33 AM by chrisattsu.)
05-21-2014 09:33 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
slycat Offline
Heisman
*

Posts: 5,549
Joined: Apr 2012
Reputation: 80
I Root For: Texas State
Location: Montrose
Post: #3
RE: OT: Each State’s Internet Search History
Pretty funny
05-21-2014 09:46 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply

chiefsfan Offline
No Seriously, they let me be a mod
*

Posts: 35,897
Joined: Sep 2007
Reputation: 433
I Root For: ASU
Location:
Post: #4
RE: OT: Each State’s Internet Search History
Man Alabama loves them some Obama.
05-21-2014 09:57 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
GSUsTALON Offline
Special Teams
*

Posts: 863
Joined: Apr 2013
Reputation: 27
I Root For: Ga.Southern
Location:
Post: #5
RE: OT: Each State’s Internet Search History
The CrimsonPhantom - The new oracle of the internet?


This was a very fresh & unique analysis. Which search engine did you use Navasearch i.e. Navaho Search? Those Native American are some crazy cats man & have a unique interest when searching different states. Were you at a Navaho casino when you did your research?
05-21-2014 10:44 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
RamblinRedWolf44 Offline
1st String
*

Posts: 1,235
Joined: Feb 2014
Reputation: 9
I Root For: Arkansas StAte
Location:
Post: #6
RE: OT: Each State’s Internet Search History
you should look up Alaska...INSANE...lol
05-21-2014 10:47 AM
Find all posts by this user Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply 




User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)


Copyright © 2002-2019 Collegiate Sports Nation Bulletin Board System (CSNbbs), All Rights Reserved.
CSNbbs is an independent fan site and is in no way affiliated to the NCAA or any of the schools and conferences it represents.
This site monetizes links. FTC Disclosure.
We allow third-party companies to serve ads and/or collect certain anonymous information when you visit our web site. These companies may use non-personally identifiable information (e.g., click stream information, browser type, time and date, subject of advertisements clicked or scrolled over) during your visits to this and other Web sites in order to provide advertisements about goods and services likely to be of greater interest to you. These companies typically use a cookie or third party web beacon to collect this information. To learn more about this behavioral advertising practice or to opt-out of this type of advertising, you can visit http://www.networkadvertising.org.
Powered By MyBB, © 2002-2019 MyBB Group.