To HELL with Georgia
What do Georgia Tech fans and UGA fans have in common? They both never went to UGA.
A man walks into a bar and declares, "I have the best UGA joke ever." A couple of patrons tell him, "You see over there? Those three large men played line for UGA, and those two guys over there are former linebackers. So tell me, you still want to tell that joke?" To which the man replied, "Heck NO!, I don't want to have to explain this joke five times."
A lady called the UGA police to report a car jacking. They said they were too busy right now and for her to just get the jersey number and call back later.
What do you call a Tech grad who reigns over thousands of Georgia grads? The CEO of Walmart.
Why were the UGA football players so upset about the library fire? Because most of the books hadn't been colored yet.
What does Coach Richt's hair and UGA's BCS hopes have in common? They are both fading fast.
What has two teeth, is black and red, and is 100 yards long? The front row at a Georgia game.
What did the UGA grad say to the Tech grad? "Would you like fries with that?"
How do you break a UGA fan's finger? Punch him in the nose.
Why are bicycles illegal in Athens? Because it's against the law to peddle dope.
Why do graduates from UGA hang their diplomas in their windshields? Because then they can park in handicapped spaces.
Coach Richt looked over to his star player and said, "I know I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. How about I ask you a math question to prove you know your math so you can play?" The player agreed and the coach asked the following question, "Okay, what is 2+2?" The player thought for a moment and then he answered, "4." Suddenly, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
How many UGA freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a sophomore class.
What do you call a UGA player in a three piece suit? The Defendant!
Did you hear about the dawg's plans for a red-out? Their fans will all turn around and expose their necks.
Three UGA players drowned when their pickup went into the creek. They couldn't get the tailgate open.
How do you keep a UGA football player from coming in your house? Paint a goal line at the front door.
A guy from UGA is on an airplane. Another passenger sits next to him. Halfway through the flight, the guy says, "Hey, you must be a graduate of UGA." The UGA passenger says, "Why, yes I am. How could you tell? Was it my wit, my sophistication, my savoir faire?" They guy says, "Nope. I saw your class ring while you were picking your nose."
What do a sand castle and UGA have in common? They are both good until the Tide comes in.
How do you get a UGA grad off your front porch? Pay them for the pizza
Why do they have hedges at UGA's football field? To keep the cheerleaders from grazing.
What do you call a beautiful girl attending UGA? - Diversity.
Four college alumni were climbing a mountain: one from Georgia, Georgia Tech, Florida and Notre Dame. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal of all fans. As they climbed higher, they argued as to which one of them was the most loyal. When they reached the top, the Notre Dame grad hurled himself off the mountain, shouting "This is for the Fighting Irish!" as he fell to his doom. Not wanting to be outdone, the Florida grad threw himself off the mountain proclaiming, "This is for the Gators!" Seeing this, the Georgia Tech grad walked over and shouted "This is for the Yellow Jackets!" and pushed the Bulldogs fan off the mountain.
What's the difference between a UGA grad and a picnic table? A picnic table can support a family.
What does the Athens Clarke County Police Department and Mark Richt have in common? They produce the same lineup every week.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Georgia Bulldawg with an Arkansas Razorback? A; Nothing. There are certain things even a pig won't do.
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