I will purchase not only the chop o matic but I will also buy the miracle socks and wear them to every game!

(09-12-2011 07:25 PM)HuskieGirl21 Wrote:  I will purchase not only the chop o matic but I will also buy the miracle socks and wear them to every game!

I think you should buy some miracle socks anyway and wear them to the game for good luck.

That's awesome!!!! My friend watching in NY was cracking up too.

How many people at home actually bought the socks during the game? 200..300 people? How much do you pay to get that comercial shown about 40 times?

I could not believe how cheesey those commercials were for a game on a FOX Sports Network. Just shows you the disparity between a good matchup in a BSC game vs. mediocre BCs vs MAC.

"Similar socks go for over $50!!!"
(as they show an ad for $52.99)

(09-12-2011 07:25 PM)HuskieGirl21 Wrote:  I will purchase not only the chop o matic but I will also buy the miracle socks and wear them to every game!

But wait, there's more! If you order now..........

I wonder if the chop o matic can chop up miracle socks?

I am down with buying miracle socks as seen on TV but I am not sold on the SliceOMatic just yet I might need to watch that commercial just a few more times.

(09-12-2011 07:25 PM)HuskieGirl21 Wrote:  I will purchase not only the chop o matic but I will also buy the miracle socks and wear them to every game!

I love the beating the dead horse 'smilies'

I don't know what you were watching, but I was watching the game on my smartphone on ESPN4sp.com. The commercials were much better, especially the ones for the Miracle Thong (with free after-waxing cream) and the Slice-o-Matic pocket circumcision machine.

(09-12-2011 07:25 PM)HuskieGirl21 Wrote:  I will purchase not only the chop o matic but I will also buy the miracle socks and wear them to every game!

We are going to hold you to that. You will need to check in at the Huskie Mobile before every game.

I'll walk home from chicago!

i'll give my entire bank account to the IPF

(09-13-2011 08:02 AM)Dog Fan Wrote:  I don't know what you were watching, but I was watching the game on my smartphone on ESPN4sp.com. The commercials were much better, especially the ones for the Miracle Thong (with free after-waxing cream) and the Slice-o-Matic pocket circumcision machine.

the slice o matic circumcision kit wow, I bet that leave a clean straight cut.

(09-12-2011 08:53 PM)foch41 Wrote:  

(09-12-2011 07:25 PM)HuskieGirl21 Wrote:  I will purchase not only the chop o matic but I will also buy the miracle socks and wear them to every game!

I love the beating the dead horse 'smilies'

and HuskieGirl21 too I bet

(09-13-2011 08:52 PM)HuskieGirl21 Wrote:  

(09-13-2011 08:02 AM)Dog Fan Wrote:  I don't know what you were watching, but I was watching the game on my smartphone on ESPN4sp.com. The commercials were much better, especially the ones for the Miracle Thong (with free after-waxing cream) and the Slice-o-Matic pocket circumcision machine.

the slice o matic circumcision kit wow, I bet that leave a clean straight cut.

Although I cannot attest to it, you are probably right. At any rate, it's no skin off my back.

(09-14-2011 07:18 AM)Dog Fan Wrote:  

(09-13-2011 08:52 PM)HuskieGirl21 Wrote:  

(09-13-2011 08:02 AM)Dog Fan Wrote:  I don't know what you were watching, but I was watching the game on my smartphone on ESPN4sp.com. The commercials were much better, especially the ones for the Miracle Thong (with free after-waxing cream) and the Slice-o-Matic pocket circumcision machine.

the slice o matic circumcision kit wow, I bet that leave a clean straight cut.

Although I cannot attest to it, you are probably right. At any rate, it's no skin off my back.

Nope, just the tip.

(09-14-2011 12:16 PM)niuguy Wrote:  

(09-14-2011 07:18 AM)Dog Fan Wrote:  

(09-13-2011 08:52 PM)HuskieGirl21 Wrote:  

(09-13-2011 08:02 AM)Dog Fan Wrote:  I don't know what you were watching, but I was watching the game on my smartphone on ESPN4sp.com. The commercials were much better, especially the ones for the Miracle Thong (with free after-waxing cream) and the Slice-o-Matic pocket circumcision machine.

the slice o matic circumcision kit wow, I bet that leave a clean straight cut.

Although I cannot attest to it, you are probably right. At any rate, it's no skin off my back.

Nope, just the tip.

No tip here! I left it with a waitress once.

If NIU pulls off a miracle and somehow beats Wisconsin then I will give Dog Fan a reach-around the next time we are both in DeKalb. Preferably at the Paperback Grotto.

(09-14-2011 02:15 PM)WhiskeyDick Wrote:  If NIU pulls off a miracle and somehow beats Wisconsin then I will give Dog Fan a reach-around the next time we are both in DeKalb. Preferably at the Paperback Grotto.

My prayers have already started.

If by a miracle bestowed upon us by the football gods, I will have the event performed outside the Paperback Grotto, with spotlights announcing the carnival-like event, and it be will internationally computercast on ESPN3DPorn.***. I really want it to be in 3D...for obvious reasons.

Does anyone know if the UW band will be at the game?