tells him youve got the 1st 4 picks, he says he's going all out West Coast offense with multiple sets, quick passes, less dependent on pass protection, looking for good guys with yards after catch ability, whats your expert opinion on what his approach to the draft should be?

I don't have an expert opinion on the Bengals. They are a loser enigma.

But I'd love to see them open up the offense.

I'd ask him to donate the first pick to the defensive side of the ball. Need a safety bad.

It's fun to play all these "what if" scenarios.

But last chance I looked, hell hath not frozen o'er.