(04-08-2010 08:43 AM)WKULooseCannon90 Wrote: (04-07-2010 08:50 PM)doginboulder Wrote: Something silly to read as we wait for kickoff...
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"Western Kentucky-No change needed. They’re way ahead of the curve!"
At least we are doing SOMETHING right!
The Complete Sunbelt list:
Sun Belt
Troy-Twinkie the Kid. Would look cool with a red and grey bandana. Besides, hostess could use the publicity.
Florida Atlantic-Schnellenberger, but in a clown outfit. Booze on his breath would make it perfect.
Arkansas State-John Oates. That’s right, let’s see him go it alone without his security blanket Darryl Hall. I don’t know that he could hang at Jazz in Jonesboro.
Middle Tennesee-Jamarcus Russell-Why not? He’s a Raider, he’s sitting the bench, and in turn, he’s blue…sounds good to us.
Louisiana Monroe-Jim J. Bullock. As Monroe, on Too Close for Comfort, Bullock captivated America with his flamboyant free-spirit. I’m sure he’d make a splash with the Warhawk faithful as well.
FIU-Magic 8 Ball. At Halftime they could call it “Cristobal’s Crystal Ball.” The P.A. announcer could ask if an FIU victory is at hand, and after some deliberation the ball would give us an answer…Outlook not so good.
Louisiana-James Carville. Well, at least as the P.A. announcer.
North Texas-The “Where’s the Beef?” lady. Instead of her famous motto, she could modify it a bit and say, “Where’s the D”. A question many UNT fans want to know.
Western Kentucky-No change needed. They’re way ahead of the curve!
