i didn't realize promoting violence through team nicknames was an issue.
idaho blizzard? promotes snow, which causes accidents, which results in injuries and death, which is violent. terrible, just terrible.
how about the idaho palouse? promotes farming. which, actually, is excessively violent when the combines savagely sheer off the innocent wheat and grain stems in the prime of their lives, poor wheat and grains.
how about the idaho baby bunnies?
nah. they bite. and pee on you when they're scared, which they usually are. that's both violent and messy.
idaho tractors? nope. burn fossil fuels, which is made from dinosaurs, which were incredibly violent (we think.)
maybe they should be the idaho oompa-loompas? they weren't violent at all. well...except when they squeezed the juice out of the girl that turned into a blueberry. ew. that's violent, messy AND gross. no oompa-loompas.
idaho cows? nope. ever tip a cow? very, very violent.
how about the idaho gloria steinem-adoring feminists with raging PMS? no violence there.
BWA-HAAA-HAHAAAA-AHAHA-Aaahaahaaaahaaaaha.... whew! mercy, that was funny.
idaho spuds? promotes being buried alive in the cold cold ground for weeks at a time. very violent.
idaho footballers? directly promotes a violent game. dumb, too.
idaho tree sloths? they can be extremely violent when you wake them with a sharp stick. especially the feminist ones.
how about the idaho emoticons?
:biggun:
:saber:
ew. nope. too violent.
idaho idawhores? no, whores can be violent with their leather and whips and chains and nasty two-heade--- um... i, uh...
no idahwhores.
idaho fuzzy things? can cause violent choking.
idaho pansies? idaho rose bushes? idaho pretty flower team? nah. flowers themselves promote violence if you forget to give them. or worse, give them to the wrong girl. or even worse, give the wrong flowers to the wrong girl. violence galore.
guess that clinches it. all nicknames are violent.
idaho vandals it is.