Was unavailable at the scheduled time yesterday -- personal chaos is the best way I can describe it -- so I will be posting the results here through the day. Check back often.

Personal chaos...gotta love it. :D

georgia_tech_swagger Wrote:Was unavailable at the scheduled time yesterday -- personal chaos is the best way I can describe it -- so I will be posting the results here through the day. Check back often.

I only had my tux for one night....

georgia_tech_swagger Wrote:Was unavailable at the scheduled time yesterday  --  personal chaos is the best way I can describe it  --  so I will be posting the results here through the day.  Check back often.

Still waiting........... :D

I have after-parties to go to with my fellow Crappie Award winners. I hear Playboy is sponsoring one! :drink:

Trivia Cup Champion:
(tie) - mlbUC, Lucy

Salty is anxious and waiting swag :bang:

--- Others
Die Hard Award - broncobob
Futility Award - SDSunDevil
Most Valuable Poster - CajunMan02

In acceptance of this award (split with Lucy), I must thank a few people, places, or things:

The University of Cincinnati
Bob Huggins
Mark Dantonio
Mike (my barber)
Miller Brewing Company
Anheuser Busch Brewing Company
Molson Brewing Company (good beer even if it is Canadian)
Mom
Dad
God, for choosing me over all the rest of you (except Lucy)
Britney Spears
My wfie
<a href='http://www.elisha-cuthbert.com/' target='_blank'>Elisha Cuthbert</a>
ESPN
Fox Sports
John Elway
Conference USA (only a few months left)
The New Big East Conference (woo hoo!)
BearcatsDen.com
BearcatNews.com
TopCoog for making me laugh at your dumba$$ posts
Fark.com
NCAABBS.com and GTS
Al Gore (for creating the internet)
The weather girl on WDTN news, on the days that you look hot
Microsoft (XBox)
Rockstar Games (when I feel like killing somebody)
Jimmy Buffett (Wasted Away in Margaritaville)
HDTV
Cincinnati Reds
Cincinnati Bengals
Dayton Flyers (yes, I'm a UD fan when not rooting for UC)
Pizza
Boobies
The Beach (preferably Oak Island, NC)
Peanut Butter

People, places, or things I won in spite of...

My 6th grade teachers, you all sucked
The 2 Angry Guys (Cincinnati radio clowns that think they know sports)
Xavier University
Miami (OH) University
OJ Simpson
Barry Bonds (I didn't need steroids to win)
New York Yankees
Boston RedSox
ACC
Dark Chocolate

Others may be added later as I think of them

Wow, I'd forgotten about the Trivia Cup Challenge. :eek:

I don't think there's any way I can beat mlbUC's acceptance speech, so I'm not even gonna try. I will just say that there is a lot of worthy competition out there in trivia land & I feel extremely lucky to be sharing this award with mlbUC.

Back to :snore: now...

Lucy out... :angel:

Wow, this was soooo unexpected! :rolleyes: *slowly pulls acceptance speech out*

I'd like to thank:

Myself for being such a great poster
My 9th grade computer teacher for my ability to type without looking at the keyboard
Did I mention myself?
The University of Louisiana Ragin Cajuns
My good friends Jim and Jack for inspiring me to post at 2:30 in the morning
Digital cable for giving me ESPN Classic and Fuse
mlbUC for posting such a great acceptance speech first so I can copy off of him
My parents, with whom I wouldn't be here 21 years later if not for a magical night
And last, but not least, MYSELF! I love me!

Thank you all! Now, I'm off to a party I'm throwing for myself! :drink:

--- MACbbs

[code:1]
Most Annoying Poster ----- Kit-Cat
Emoticon Award ----------- TJ Rocket
Biggest PPPPer ----------- rocketfootball
Biggest Die-Hard Fan ----- DieHardFan
Most Homer --------------- Kit-Cat
Half-Empty Award --------- NIUalum85
Half-Full Award ---------- Schadenfreude
Most Valuable Poster ----- DevilGrad
Ban Bait ----------------- Kit-Cat
Voice of Reason ---------- Schadenfreude
School Awards ------------ (Akron) Capt. Kangaroo
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;(UB) Klingon288
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;(KSU) GFlash68
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;(Miami) Devil Grad
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;(Ohio) bobcatfan
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;(BSU) Papa Lou BSU
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;(BGSU) Falconfreak90
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;(CMU) CE-SELLS-GOATS
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;(EMU) HuronDave
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;(NIU) HuskieDan
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;(UT) rocketfootball
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;(WMU) BroncoMD[/code:1]

Shame on all of you for ABYSMAL turnout... two winners won by getting the ONLY VOTE CAST.

Quote:Shame on all of you for ABYSMAL turnout... two winners won by getting the ONLY VOTE CAST.

1. That should have made it easy to count.

2. Do you really "win" if you only got one vote and that vote is from yourself?


The more I think about it, the funnier it is....

[Winner]
I'd like to thank myself, without me, no one would have won. I saved the election. [/Winner]

blah Wrote:

Quote:Shame on all of you for ABYSMAL turnout... two winners won by getting the ONLY VOTE CAST.

1. That should have made it easy to count.

2. Do you really "win" if you only got one vote and that vote is from yourself?


The more I think about it, the funnier it is....

[Winner]
I'd like to thank myself, without me, no one would have won. I saved the election. [/Winner]

there were about a dozen cast, but some categories had much lower turnout b/c most skipped them.
Nobody won, however, by just voting themself.

georgia_tech_swagger Wrote:[code:1]
Most Annoying Poster ----- Kit-Cat
Most Homer --------------- Kit-Cat
Ban Bait ----------------- Kit-Cat
[/code:1]

Good to see that the Big East Message Board posters are the only ones that thinks Kit-Cat is a dumba$$.

mlbUC Wrote:

georgia_tech_swagger Wrote:[code:1]
Most Annoying Poster ----- Kit-Cat
Most Homer --------------- Kit-Cat
Ban Bait ----------------- Kit-Cat
[/code:1]

Good to see that the Big East Message Board posters are the only ones that thinks Kit-Cat is a dumba$$.

correction.............that is UC posters don't like Kit-Cat.

Giving me a tough time just because I laughed at the notion of PSU moving to the Big East.

Penn State to the Big E is a joke. What more needs to said. :laugh:

Kit-Cat Wrote:correction.............that is UC posters don't like Kit-Cat.

Giving me a tough time just because I laughed at the notion of PSU moving to the Big East.

Penn State to the Big E is a joke. What more needs to said. :laugh:

Nobody really thinks Penn State or Notre Dame is going to the Big East. Your notion that Ohio U. would have been a better choice than UC and Louisville for the New Big East is laughable. I think anybody else who reads your posts would agree, and it seems they have since they voted you to your esteemed awards on here.

hahah good stuff blah :D

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MemphisTigers.org
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Most Annoying Poster ------------- btiger
Emoticon Award ------------------- kpigout
Biggest PPPPer ------------------- fsquid
Biggest Die-Hard Fan ------------- Tigerloyal
Most Homer ----------------------- GrayAvenger
Half-Full Award ------------------ (tie) TigerLoyal
&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ------------------ (tie) JTStacy
Half-Empty Award ----------------- fsquid
Most Valuable Poster ------------- TigerJeb
Ban Bait ------------------------- Rico
Voice of Reason ------------------ SigEpMike
[/code:1]

2-time winner here. I'd like to thank myself and the new C-USA members who give me the ammo to win these awards. What the hell is PPPPers?

fsquid Wrote:What the hell is PPPPers?

Basically it means that you post all the time, even when you don't have anything relevant or noteworthy to say.