phototiger Wrote:you know webeljohnny...you suck....
i know you must be sitting in front of the Dell your drunk mother bought for you and that your dad uses to search for pornorgraphic images of your older stripper sister, brushing the dandruff out of your mop of greasy hair onto your ratty button down shirt, somehow gloating that you go to a racist, backwater dump of a school that offers degrees in alcoholism, pot smoking, poor grooming habits, and nepotism, wishing you were smoking a cigar while stroking the neck of your hero - Trent Lott - and waiting for the heat to break so you can catch up on your golf before your girlfriend's daddy gives you a job at his bs "investment" firm while you are screwing her best friend and telling your useless friends what a terrible lay she is behind her back, all the while somehow thinking that Eli is Jesus and that Spurtluck is somehow Jesus part two and that Ole Miss is relevant to anything anywhere while conveniently forgetting that even West Virgina laughs at the joke of a state that is mississippi.

memphis needs to enact a tax on you tools from oxfart for pain and suffering, having to listen to you bad mouth memphis for all eternity when in reality half of your joke student body is from here and the only reason you still exist at all is because economically you are a little memphis leech, sending your gratutatesesss up here for jobs and paychecks. your stupid little school's distain for Memphis has worn thin. you have run your mouth for too many years and on september 4, you are going to get your little rebel face mashed in.

your stupid little oxpatch has had an ass kicking coming for 40 years and we are about to lay the wood to you.

Translation for RedneckJohnny.....

"Y'alls is fixin' ta git yore ayusses handed to yuhs by usn's.

'Member back whin yore deddy usta whup up on yore siyuster n you fer lookin in et hiyum an yore granny doin the naisty daince tween thu shaits?

Well, that thar don't hold no candul to thu cawmpleet butt stowmpin y'alls is fixin tu take.

Cunsidder this yer wawernin lil boweey...tayul awl yor frainds not tu git thar hopes up too much.

Meyumphiyus is a comin' and thar braingin a grait biyug ole can of whoop-ass witch yore naymes wrote aaaawl over iyut.

Hayull, wheyun we's is dun widja, y'alls evur wun gownna be cawlin' that thar Spurlowck feller MOMMA, cause he's gownna look jest lik' yore mommer yusta look when yore deddy wuwud beet her seyensliss fer not hayivin' hiyus supper reddy.

Lahwerd knows that thar mayun shore luv'd him some Spayum samwichiyus."

Got it now....'neck? :own3d:

Well say SOMETHING YOU HICK!!!

I see you lurking. :laugh:

:rofl: :laugh:

Well damn.

No witty, dip-saturated, Pabst Blue Ribbon-smelling, bloodshot-eyed, wife-beating retort?

Must be out getting his next-trailer neighbors to help him come up with a reply.

Maybe the 5 of them can muster up an IQ of 2 and we'll get another installment of "Big Dumb Johnny Goes on the InterEnet"

he isn't coming back..and if he does, it will be with some "memphis is a sucky place" type of comment, when i bet his parents live in cordova...

let's keep this post visible until the game...then the team can handle it...

phototiger Wrote:he isn't coming back..and if he does, it will be with some "memphis is a sucky place" type of comment, when i bet his parents live in cordova...

let's keep this post visible until the game...then the team can handle it...

well Cordova is a sucky place, so I'd agree with him on that one. Still 1000x better than Oxfart though.

RebelJon Wrote:I am pretty sure I know whats coming.... wife-beaters, blue-jean shorts, and white trash with Blue face paint.

With a red "M".

That's no way to describe your fans son.

why are grown men not allowed to wear jerseys? did I miss the memo when I graduated college?

i guess we scared rebel john away

No such luck; I see him lurking on this thread, no doubt piecing together some incoherent response.

HornLakeTiger Wrote:Say that to my wife in person, and I will personally knock your teeth down your throat, son.......

Allright!!!!! I haven't see a fistfight at a Tiger/Rebel game since the late 80's.

I have a theory about that: When we think we are good, and so do they, fights break out. When either they or we think we suck, the passion isn't there, hence no fights.

This must mean that at long (read Rip Scherer era) last, WE ARE BACK!!!!! SWEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!

Kick his a$$ HLT!!!!

tiger86 Wrote:

HornLakeTiger Wrote:Say that to my wife in person, and I will personally knock your teeth down your throat, son.......

Allright!!!!! I haven't see a fistfight at a Tiger/Rebel game since the late 80's.

I have a theory about that: When we think we are good, and so do they, fights break out. When either they or we think we suck, the passion isn't there, hence no fights.

This must mean that at long (read Rip Scherer era) last, WE ARE BACK!!!!! SWEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!

Kick his a$$ HLT!!!!

LOL...I hear ya....

Only reason I even said that was 'cause the idiot decided to smart-mouth my wife......and he, quite frankly, would not do that to her in public without reprocussions......

HornLakeTiger Wrote:

tiger86 Wrote:

HornLakeTiger Wrote:Say that to my wife in person, and I will personally knock your teeth down your throat, son.......

Allright!!!!! I haven't see a fistfight at a Tiger/Rebel game since the late 80's.

I have a theory about that: When we think we are good, and so do they, fights break out. When either they or we think we suck, the passion isn't there, hence no fights.

This must mean that at long (read Rip Scherer era) last, WE ARE BACK!!!!! SWEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!

Kick his a$$ HLT!!!!

LOL...I hear ya....

Only reason I even said that was 'cause the idiot decided to smart-mouth my wife......and he, quite frankly, would not do that to her in public without reprocussions......

What an internet hero... Here in America, where I live... we can say anything we want.... and I find it so humorous that internet toughguys from memphis threaten people with fights... (while we're on the subject of class)

If a Memphis fan said to me what she said about Ole Miss... you're damn right she would be put in your place... If you feel man enough after that to do something... that's up to you... but i'm sure your prognostic assumption, however spirited, would not be true.

I'll meet you for an apology at the game, son.

rebeljohnny's apology....

"Mr. Tiger fan, i am sooooo sorry that i was smart mouthed a-hole. Watching the Tigers score 50 in oxfart really opened my eyes. I apologize for being a woman-hating redneck. Go Tigers. And could you please remove your foot from my ass?"

you are still a tool...

I told a buddy of mine about all the smack on the board today and suggested that he might want to start working on the everlast bag that hangs from his garage ceiling tonite just in case....we are very well prepared FOR A RUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBLLLLLLLE IN THE GROVE!!! I think I might just have what it takes to start that rumble, my very own ELI SUCKS WIMPRINES NUTS!! sign, I copied form the student section last year. Though it may not make it inside the stadium. I am sure it will be enough to cause some form of rage just seeing it hanging on my truck where I will be sitting with a cold one in my hand hours before gametime. That may be enough to fire them up. GOTIGERS And oh yeah, recieved my 4 tickets from the tiger office today, so i now have 9 going, thinkin its going to get a bit rowdy.

Hey RebelJon, i'll insult ya.Can I get in on some of this action.

Bring it... everybody can take a turn on the "diva"

On a serious note,what's wrong with your basketball team. Man do yaw suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

RebelJon Wrote:I would expect an apology from the "diva"....... i love that picture - it embodies all that is memphis white trash....

Funny you should say that....they're from Mississippi.

Seems not ALL you 'sippians are trashy rednecks. :laugh:

Forget him, RebelJon is one of those Webbles that did a belly flop in gene pool and came out with an extra chromosome --