Yeah, that's the kind of reply I was after. Although I feel your logic is slightly skewed. Here's how I see it:
The Vol, Reb, and Commodore would have enough sense to immediately start shooting the elephant, gator, and tiger, out of self-defense.
Meanwhile, the bulldogs and wildcat would immediately be at each other's throats, and one of the bulldogs would go quickly (probably the MSU dog) while the other (Georgia) bulldog would make a fatal mistake at the end of the fight.
By this time, the vol, reb, and commodore would have killed the elephant, gator and tiger, but they would have used up all of their ammo doing so.
The wildcat would be very weakened at this point, and the gamecock, who has been "chicken" (hehe) up to this point, would finish the cat off in revenge for the cat having sucked eggs for so long.
Meanwhile, the hog has taken out the volunteer, and the rebel and commodore, both armed with sabres, kill the hog and start to cook it over a fire. While it's cooking, they get in an argument over who gets the dead vol's flask of moonshine, and the reb kills the commodore, but ends up getting drunk, falling into the fire and burning himself up.
At this point, the eagle, who has been circling at about 10,000 feet (or out of rifle range, anyway <img border="0" title="" alt="[Big Grin]" src="biggrin.gif" /> ) swoops down on the gamecock and eats him for lunch, later regurgitating some to feed the young eagles back at the nest. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
Anyone else have any theories?
<small>[ June 20, 2002, 08:58 PM: Message edited by: amh4au ]</small>
