Link:
https://jmusports.com/news/2019/11/12/fo...yoffs.aspx
Time to whip out the top 10 excuses for why folks can't attend home playoff games in December...
10. Must get hair and nails done (and these are the guys)
9. My brother's neighbor's attorney's uncle's mistress is getting married in Bangladesh and I must attend
8. We have an office Christmas party featuring Weird Al Yankovic doing hip hop versions of Merle Haggard songs
7. Have to celebrate Chaka Khan (and we're Muslim)
6. Can't afford it as I'm broke from wagering my entire life savings on the Redskins to win the Super Bowl this year
5. Saving up money to go to Frisco for the championship game
4. It's too cold - and yes, KC Keeler is our hero
3. Our dog must be groomed - yes, every Friday and Saturday in December
2. Oh crap, I forgot about this...maybe next year
and...
1. 17 or 18 thousand people in the stadium are enough - filling it up for home playoff games? Meeeeh, that's for the Bizon.