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- HogQueen - 07-21-2002 07:50 PM
when i was shopping in columbus this past week.....i stopped and ate at subway.....lol guess who i thought of????
There were signs put up now that says
"order here"
"Pay here"
<small>[ July 21, 2002, 08:59 PM: Message edited by: calling_the_hogs ]</small>
- calling_the_hogs - 07-21-2002 07:59 PM
Nah... I think Dave's Subway would have a sign..something saying.... "official member of Dave's Mega Mall" or something to that extent
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- georgia_tech_swagger - 07-21-2002 08:35 PM
bwah hahahahhahahahahah
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The sandwich... Money for da sandwich...
FINE!
I get down da road... go back to... to da crib... and the cops are there they arrest me...
I go to JAIL.
- calling_the_hogs - 07-21-2002 08:47 PM
I wonder if Dave knows about Subway's new Teriyaki Chicken on... <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
This will be like the word association threads..
On this thread, mention
Dave
Anything Subway related
Mega Malls
Stupid Criminals
etc
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- SouthsideTheTrueRebels - 07-21-2002 08:59 PM
Me: Dave I love you man.
Dave: No Kev, you can't have my Subway Club.
Dave is a ladies man. If you don't believe me, just ask him...ahahahaha
- calling_the_hogs - 07-21-2002 09:02 PM
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Dave.... a ladies man?
LOL...when Gabi and Britt say he is... I'll fully believe that one. Dave being a ladies man is like Clinton being monogomous.
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- SouthsideTheTrueRebels - 07-21-2002 09:17 PM
This Just In....
Dave Buckeye's AA counselor was just shot and killed at the local liquor store.
Deputies say dave thought it was the shooting range and didn't know the gun was loaded.
More details when they come available....
- calling_the_hogs - 07-21-2002 09:25 PM
Dave with a firearm
That'll keep you up at night.
Scary, scary thought there.
This also in: Dave robbed Subway, thinking a coupon was legal tender.
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- SouthsideTheTrueRebels - 07-21-2002 09:30 PM
Never under-estimate dave. He's a brilliant man. He would never use a coupon. He thought his monopoly money was legal tender.
- calling_the_hogs - 07-21-2002 09:32 PM
I hear though you can only use Monopoly money now at Dave's Mega Mall. This can be a bit of a problem at times, but hey...those $500 bills come in handy!
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- SouthsideTheTrueRebels - 07-21-2002 09:36 PM
Too bad there isn't $500 worth of stuff at the mega mall. I'm going to get the mega mall to sponsor me in my goal to become dave buckeye's probation officer.
- calling_the_hogs - 07-21-2002 09:41 PM
SPEECH! SPEECH!
As probation officer, what are your intentions?
Inquiring minds want to know <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
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- SouthsideTheTrueRebels - 07-21-2002 09:49 PM
We are gathered here today to hear my speach about becomming the probation officer of dave buckeye.
I have come before you to let you know my guidelines of becomming his P.O. First and foremost, Dave is a great guy. He helps the internet world by opening up a mega mall. He also helps charity out my giving money. Who cares if he robbed Subway for the money? After all, it was an accident.
Enough of that, now on to what you've all waited for...My guidelines.
#1. I plan on keeping Dave away from all children and elders. He is a convicted felon, he shouldn't be around these people.
#2. I plan on keeping Dave away from all firearms. Well, that is unless he wanted to use it on himself and make the world a better place.
#3. I will put alarms at each and every Subway locations around the globe. I will also put a buttom under the register like banks have to alert the police of a robbery asap. The police force will then be able to make it to Subway shortly after Dave stumbles out and gets another DUI on his way home.
#4. I plan on putting part or our correctional facility at Buckeye Stadium. The facility will consist of a drunk tank right by the box seats so Dave can still go to buckeye games even in jail.
#5. Last but not least, I PROMISE to keep Dave down to 1 case of beer per day. It will be tough, but with all of your help, we can do it.
So remember, when the time comes, vote me, SouthsideTheTrueRebels for Dave's P.O.
Thanks for your time.
- calling_the_hogs - 07-21-2002 09:53 PM
Wow, I'm stunned and deeply impressed.
Personally, I have my doubts on the beer control, but you got my vote Kevin. You seem like the right man for the job.
First thing I'd do is ask for an immediate RAISE. It'll take a lot of scrill to pay for Dave's liquor and to handle him through the Mega Mall hearings.
This just in: Dave's Mega Mall experiencing accounting downfall. Over $30 misaccounted for. More at 11.
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- georgia_tech_swagger - 07-21-2002 09:54 PM
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by SouthsideTheTrueRebels:
#5. Last but not least, I PROMISE to keep Dave down to 1 case of beer per day. It will be tough, but with all of your help, we can do it.
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">BWAH HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
ROFL ROFL ROFL
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- georgia_tech_swagger - 07-21-2002 09:56 PM
Dave's Mega Mall shoplifted!
Cash Registered emptied!!!
Estimated $8.23, one bottle top, and 2 rubber bands taken!
- calling_the_hogs - 07-21-2002 09:58 PM
Forget party affiliations...this is the man to beat. <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> Frankly, I've never seen any politician with the guts to handle Dave like Kevin here...again, deeply impressed.
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- calling_the_hogs - 07-21-2002 09:58 PM
This Just In....
Apparently the little red bull pickup with the beer can on top has crashed in to dave's mega mall. The officers suspect DUI was the cause.
Officer Mitchell: We know that noone was hurt the accident. Hell knows noone shops at the mega mall.
More to come later
- georgia_tech_swagger - 07-21-2002 09:59 PM
Dave's Mega Mall Employee Announcement:
Welcome virtual Apoo from The Simpsons!
- georgia_tech_swagger - 07-21-2002 09:59 PM
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by georgia_tech_swagger:
Dave's Mega Mall shoplifted!
Cash Registered emptied!!!
Estimated $8.23, one bottle top, and 2 rubber bands taken!</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"><img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" /> <img border="0" alt="[laugh]" title="" src="graemlins/laughing.gif" />
Is Chapter 11 next for Dave?
Will he fall under the WorldCom and Enron phase?
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