These seem to get more sophisticated every year. Watch at least the first 4 minutes.

Have any of you ever smelled a rotten egg? Well, for a reason some people are referred to as a rotten egg and it's because they stink.

When I was around 7 I had seen a program where eggs are placed in an incubator for them to hatch. Well, one time I found an egg that was heavier than the rest and I assumed that it had a baby chick inside. So genius me decided to place a match underneath it for the egg to hatch. It hatched alright but in an explosive sense. There was rotten egg all over the kitchen and I was engulfed with rotten egg, on my face and on my clothes. Since it was during the schooltime that I would go home for lunch I had to return for the second part. A friend usually went with me but he was staying his distance and kept telling me that I stunk to high heaven. Needless to say I didn't go for the second part of that school day and instead decided to walk back home and get cleaned up. My poor mother was tasked into cleaning my mess up. I'm still amazed that she didn't yell or scold me. She certainly was an angel on earth. Well, I cleaned myself and I can tell you I learned a very valuable lesson that day.

So if this guy wants to really get even with doorstep thieves he should make a machine that spreads rotten egg all over the house or car when they open it. That alone would be the best punishment anyone can have, no jail involved. They would be impressed for life.

Plus 2, Ollie, for a laugh aloud story.

Beautiful! Now the only thing they need are exploding dye packs that ruin everything that they come into contact with. I have no sympathy for any package thief.

(12-13-2021 09:00 PM)AdoptedMonarch Wrote:  Plus 2, Ollie, for a laugh aloud story.

That episode can probably be imitated on a Christmas movie like "A Christmas Story". I can just hear the moans of the movie audience and the laughter afterward...but I want a cut from the producers.

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Have any of you ever smelled a rotten egg? Well, for a reason some people are referred to as a rotten egg and it's because they stink.

When I was around 7 I had seen a program where eggs are placed in an incubator for them to hatch. Well, one time I found an egg that was heavier than the rest and I assumed that it had a baby chick inside. So genius me decided to place a match underneath it for the egg to hatch. It hatched alright but in an explosive sense. There was rotten egg all over the kitchen and I was engulfed with rotten egg, on my face and on my clothes. Since it was during the schooltime that I would go home for lunch I had to return for the second part. A friend usually went with me but he was staying his distance and kept telling me that I stunk to high heaven. Needless to say I didn't go for the second part of that school day and instead decided to walk back home and get cleaned up. My poor mother was tasked into cleaning my mess up. I'm still amazed that she didn't yell or scold me. She certainly was an angel on earth. Well, I cleaned myself and I can tell you I learned a very valuable lesson that day.

So if this guy wants to really get even with doorstep thieves he should make a machine that spreads rotten egg all over the house or car when they open it. That alone would be the best punishment anyone can have, no jail involved. They would be impressed for life.
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Or skunk spray. You will never see the thieves again and they will out of their car or house for days if they are so inclined to open it the box there.

(12-13-2021 09:00 PM)AdoptedMonarch Wrote:  Plus 2, Ollie, for a laugh aloud story.

Yep!! Great story “Eggybaba”!!