If you need a 5 minutes break from seriousness ....






"Well, actually, there are several reasons why the ACC would invite West Virginia and I have come up with 10 good ones." It's freakin hilarious.


Here are his ten, for those who don't want to waste the 4 minutes he took to do this video.

1. The West Virginia's fan base image has improved DRAMATICALLY.

"Yeah, they drink, but they are still respectful."



2. Former WVU president is now Clemson's president.

"Trust me -- that'll make a big difference."



3. West Virginia has spent $55 million on football and basketball facilities.



4. West Virginia AD Shane Lyons was once part of the ACC's senior administrative team at one point.


5. Since 2011, West Virginia has improved it's academics TREMENDOUSLY.

No evidence of this improvement was mentioned. But he sounds like he really means it. So ... if sincerity in delivering this news is important, well, there's that.

6. West Virginia will bring eyeballs.

Names old Big East rivals, and that will bring more eyeballs. More Rating. Which means MORE MONEY.



7. West Virginia will actually HELP the ACC bring Notre Dame in to the conference.

They have some history. The last time Notre Dame won a national championship in 1988, it was when they beat West Virginia.



8. West Virginia is just the better choice.

Goes on to slam the rest of the Big XII orphans, and then really goes after Cincinnati. Hmmmm .... who threatens him the most?



9. Geography

10. Neal Brown is a great football coach who is actually building something in Morgantown.

He’s WVU’s answer to UK’s Casual Gamer Reed. This guy does all kinds of reviews and UK sports predictions. Here he is doing a Corn Dog Review.

This guy is hilarious. The other day he said the ACC should bring in both WVU and Cincy and now he is bashing Cincinnati?

(07-29-2021 06:58 PM)CardinalJim Wrote:  He’s WVU’s answer to UK’s Casual Gamer Reed. This guy does all kinds of reviews and UK sports predictions. Here he is doing a Corn Dog Review.

I've seen this guy ... I think it was after a UK loss. Very entertaining to watch that.


I must be old. Because ... You tube channels?? What the hell is this all about?

And how self important must you be to start one of those? And think that people would actually follow you?

And rating corn dogs???? What the absolute f*ck is that all about?


I don't know. I guess I read too much to have time to understand social media, and youtube channels, and all that .....

His claim that O$U "owns" the Cincinnati market is esayem level BS.

Cincinnati watches football. ALL football. ALL games get good ratings in Cincinnati.

Yes, O$U games get good ratings in Cincinnati, but so do Michigan games. And Notre Dame games. And Alabama games. And mostly of all, UC games.

He acts like everyone watches O$U and nobody watches UC. Not even close to true. Actually, the only people in Cincinnati that like O$U are the ones who went there.

That guy has manure where his brain is supposed to be.

(07-30-2021 11:59 AM)Bear Catlett Wrote:  His claim that O$U "owns" the Cincinnati market is esayem level BS.

Cincinnati watches football. ALL football. ALL games get good ratings in Cincinnati.

Yes, O$U games get good ratings in Cincinnati, but so do Michigan games. And Notre Dame games. And Alabama games. And mostly of all, UC games.

He acts like everyone watches O$U and nobody watches UC. Not even close to true. Actually, the only people in Cincinnati that like O$U are the ones who went there.

That guy has manure where his brain is supposed to be.

You're a true believer, I'll give you that.

(07-30-2021 01:24 PM)ren.hoek Wrote:  

(07-30-2021 11:59 AM)Bear Catlett Wrote:  His claim that O$U "owns" the Cincinnati market is esayem level BS.

Cincinnati watches football. ALL football. ALL games get good ratings in Cincinnati.

Yes, O$U games get good ratings in Cincinnati, but so do Michigan games. And Notre Dame games. And Alabama games. And mostly of all, UC games.

He acts like everyone watches O$U and nobody watches UC. Not even close to true. Actually, the only people in Cincinnati that like O$U are the ones who went there.

That guy has manure where his brain is supposed to be.

You're a true believer, I'll give you that.

When is the last time you've been to Cincinnati?

He claimed that WVU was already inlast weekend...and the ACC was getting rid of BC, Cuse, Wake and GT so they have room for some Big12 and AAC teams

(07-30-2021 02:42 PM)Bear Catlett Wrote:  

(07-30-2021 01:24 PM)ren.hoek Wrote:  

(07-30-2021 11:59 AM)Bear Catlett Wrote:  His claim that O$U "owns" the Cincinnati market is esayem level BS.

Cincinnati watches football. ALL football. ALL games get good ratings in Cincinnati.

Yes, O$U games get good ratings in Cincinnati, but so do Michigan games. And Notre Dame games. And Alabama games. And mostly of all, UC games.

He acts like everyone watches O$U and nobody watches UC. Not even close to true. Actually, the only people in Cincinnati that like O$U are the ones who went there.

That guy has manure where his brain is supposed to be.

You're a true believer, I'll give you that.

When is the last time you've been to Cincinnati?

I like real chili, so I don't hang out in Cincinnati

(07-30-2021 06:45 PM)ren.hoek Wrote:  

(07-30-2021 02:42 PM)Bear Catlett Wrote:  

(07-30-2021 01:24 PM)ren.hoek Wrote:  

(07-30-2021 11:59 AM)Bear Catlett Wrote:  His claim that O$U "owns" the Cincinnati market is esayem level BS.

Cincinnati watches football. ALL football. ALL games get good ratings in Cincinnati.

Yes, O$U games get good ratings in Cincinnati, but so do Michigan games. And Notre Dame games. And Alabama games. And mostly of all, UC games.

He acts like everyone watches O$U and nobody watches UC. Not even close to true. Actually, the only people in Cincinnati that like O$U are the ones who went there.

That guy has manure where his brain is supposed to be.

You're a true believer, I'll give you that.

When is the last time you've been to Cincinnati?

I like real chili, so I don't hang out in Cincinnati

It just goes to show that you can't teach a pig about Sunday.