(11-12-2019 09:20 PM)Wheatshock Wrote: ...I think i'll keep the list. My fiancee (who is also a pilot) thinks its funny as hell and her opinion is the one that matters.
If you want to keep reprinting the list, it might be equally funny to add a list of humorous stereotypes about men, for the sake of balance. Here are some to choose from:
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
--All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
How do men exercise on the beach?
--By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?
--Big Foot's been spotted several times.
How does a man show he's planning for the future?
--He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
--Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Men are like.....Bank Machines.
--Once they withdraw they lose interest.
A man asks, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God responded, ”So you would love her.” The man asks, “But God, why did you make her so dumb?” God replied, “So she would love you.”
Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
--When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women?
--When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there.
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
--Exchange him.
Why do men like smart women?
-- Opposites attract.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
--They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.
How do men define a "50/50" relationship?
--We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
--Gifted.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
--ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
--So men can understand them.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
--Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
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