I always thought of Cincinnati as a 3/2 beer or at least a finely aged regurgitated hairball

(08-09-2019 10:44 AM)JHS55 Wrote:  I always thought of Cincinnati as a 3/2 beer or at least a finely aged regurgitated hairball

Houston = Miller Lite

Tastes great. Less filling.

I can't choose just one alcoholic beverage for UConn since our sports success is all over the place lately. I need to break it down by sport.

UConn women's basketball:
Dom Perignon. Our brand is unparalleled for a mainstream product in our class and usually there is a celebration happening when we are around.



UConn men's basketball:
Miller Lite. Everyone knows the brand and it has had much success over the years. Lately if hasn't been doing as well, but instead of taking full control of our brand and owning the slight downturn, we instead blame the anti corn syrup ad campaign for bringing us down.



UConn football:
Zima, of course! It has always been a little whimpy and we can't decide if we should continue to market it or just pull the plug on it and have it resigned to the dust bin of history after a long and tortuous death. Buy now since supplies are limited.

UConn football - Busch N.A.


Looks like Beer, tastes like beer, but it really isn't beer.

Discontinued, but hoping for a future comeback... be careful with pronunciation.

"Griesedieck Brothers Beer is a historic St. Louis beer brand that has been reintroduced after years of absence."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griesedieck_Brothers_beer

(08-09-2019 11:51 AM)WstateU Wrote:  Discontinued, but hoping for a future comeback... be careful with pronunciation.

"Griesedieck Brothers Beer is a historic St. Louis beer brand that has been reintroduced after years of absence."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Griesedieck_Brothers_beer

I assumed Everclear.... because it's corn that will mess you up

(08-09-2019 11:35 AM)Eldonabe Wrote:  UConn football - Busch N.A.


Looks like Beer, tastes like beer, but it really isn't beer.

I guess that makes UMass football "Coors Non-Alcoholic"?

(08-09-2019 11:32 AM)UConnHusky Wrote:  I can't choose just one alcoholic beverage for UConn since our sports success is all over the place lately. I need to break it down by sport.

UConn women's basketball:
Dom Perignon. Our brand is unparalleled for a mainstream product in our class and usually there is a celebration happening when we are around.



UConn men's basketball:
Miller Lite. Everyone knows the brand and it has had much success over the years. Lately if hasn't been doing as well, but instead of taking full control of our brand and owning the slight downturn, we instead blame the anti corn syrup ad campaign for bringing us down.



UConn football:
Zima, of course! It has always been a little whimpy and we can't decide if we should continue to market it or just pull the plug on it and have it resigned to the dust bin of history after a long and tortuous death. Buy now since supplies are limited.

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(08-09-2019 11:32 AM)UConnHusky Wrote:  I can't choose just one alcoholic beverage for UConn since our sports success is all over the place lately. I need to break it down by sport.

UConn women's basketball:
Dom Perignon. Our brand is unparalleled for a mainstream product in our class and usually there is a celebration happening when we are around.



UConn men's basketball:
Miller Lite. Everyone knows the brand and it has had much success over the years. Lately if hasn't been doing as well, but instead of taking full control of our brand and owning the slight downturn, we instead blame the anti corn syrup ad campaign for bringing us down.



UConn football:
Zima, of course! It has always been a little whimpy and we can't decide if we should continue to market it or just pull the plug on it and have it resigned to the dust bin of history after a long and tortuous death. Buy now since supplies are limited.

miller lite has seen a resurgence in my life. it's father in law's go to. after a hazy late ipa afternoon, it's refreshing. never thought i'd say it. bud light still sucks balls though

cincinnati is a pint of guinness. still going strong

UConn


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Tulsa: an old fashioned.

We’ve been around for a long time and we’re too classy for most of you.

(08-09-2019 10:11 PM)invisiblehand Wrote:  Tulsa: an old fashioned.

We’ve been around for a long time and we’re too classy for most of you.

My school is older than your state....

(08-09-2019 09:55 PM)smu89 Wrote:  UConn


Shirley Temple



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SMU

Plank Road beer - given the death penalty in the 1980’s and hasn’t mattered since.

(08-09-2019 12:02 PM)UConnHusky Wrote:  

(08-09-2019 11:35 AM)Eldonabe Wrote:  UConn football - Busch N.A.


Looks like Beer, tastes like beer, but it really isn't beer.

I guess that makes UMass football "Coors Non-Alcoholic"?

Sure ..... again. We know our place in the hierarchy.... you may actually be starting to realize yours now too. Welcome.

2 pages long and nobody has taken a shot at Rutgers...

(08-09-2019 11:44 PM)8BitPirate Wrote:  

(08-09-2019 10:11 PM)invisiblehand Wrote:  Tulsa: an old fashioned.

We’ve been around for a long time and we’re too classy for most of you.

My school is older than your state.... :coffee3:

So is mine: 1894. That’s 13 years before yours. Thanks for playing.

(08-08-2019 04:41 PM)shere khan Wrote:  

Do they still make the Mickey's "Big Mouth"?

Ah...youth...good times.

UCF: New, Fresh, Exciting, Refreshing, Popular with the "in-crowd" at this moment.

(08-10-2019 07:50 AM)Garrettabc Wrote:  2 pages long and nobody has taken a shot at Rutgers...

Ok , well the best beer to describe the criminoles is what ever beer that can be stolen from a convenience store...

(08-10-2019 10:36 AM)KnightLight Wrote:  UCF: New, Fresh, Exciting, Refreshing, Popular with the "in-crowd" at this moment.

“White claw”, sounds like something that washed up on the beach that is in the middle of decaying