(07-27-2018 02:42 PM)Kaplony Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 12:54 PM)AdoptedMonarch Wrote:  The tomato is the most overrated vegetable (or fruit -- it cannot even make up its mind what it is) known to man. It is suitable only for sauce or ketchup.

Thank you for letting me get that off of my chest.

You have obviously never had the pleasure of making the following:


Get a vine ripe beefsteak mater, cut it into thick slices.

Get some white bread

Put Dukes Mayo on the slices of white bread.

Put the mater slices on the slices of white bread.

Salt and pepper the mater slices to taste

Put the two slices of white bread together.

Enjoy the wonderfulness that is a mater sammich

That made me hungry. I'll be trying it for lunch. But, I only have Roma tomatoes. LOL

Kaplony, Dunk and dgunn, I am 58 years old. I have had virtually every species of tomato -- dressed up in virtually every conceivable style -- placed in front of me with a promise that it would change my negative opinion on tomatoes -- if not being a life-altering experience. I can assure you, it is not ever going to happen.

God intended for the tomato to be processed. I am willing to turn a blind eye when my wife sneaks a raw one onto her plate. But that is as close as I will get to tolerating that fraud of a vegetable.

(07-27-2018 02:54 PM)olliebaba Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 02:42 PM)Kaplony Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 12:54 PM)AdoptedMonarch Wrote:  The tomato is the most overrated vegetable (or fruit -- it cannot even make up its mind what it is) known to man. It is suitable only for sauce or ketchup.

Thank you for letting me get that off of my chest.

You have obviously never had the pleasure of making the following:


Get a vine ripe beefsteak mater, cut it into thick slices.

Get some white bread

Put Dukes Mayo on the slices of white bread.

Put the mater slices on the slices of white bread.

Salt and pepper the mater slices to taste

Put the two slices of white bread together.

Enjoy the wonderfulness that is a mater sammich

That made me hungry. I'll be trying it for lunch. But, I only have Roma tomatoes. LOL

talking about lunch, the wife and I went to Perry's Steakhouse here in Houston and ended up getting their porkchop special, 42 ounces of deliciousness served with some mashed taters and a side of applesauce for only $14.99.

(07-27-2018 01:23 PM)gdunn Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 12:54 PM)AdoptedMonarch Wrote:  The tomato is the most overrated vegetable (or fruit -- it cannot even make up its mind what it is) known to man. It is suitable only for sauce or ketchup.

Thank you for letting me get that off of my chest.

How dare you besmerch the mater that way.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries.
I fart in your general direction.

Anyone who phrases it that way, you just KNOW they eat 'maters sliced thick spread with mayo and sprinkled with salt and pepper with a fork on a paper plate.

..... man.... I'm gettin' hungry....

(07-27-2018 02:42 PM)Kaplony Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 12:54 PM)AdoptedMonarch Wrote:  The tomato is the most overrated vegetable (or fruit -- it cannot even make up its mind what it is) known to man. It is suitable only for sauce or ketchup.

Thank you for letting me get that off of my chest.

You have obviously never had the pleasure of making the following:


Get a vine ripe beefsteak mater, cut it into thick slices.

Get some white bread

Put Dukes Mayo on the slices of white bread.

Put the mater slices on the slices of white bread.

Salt and pepper the mater slices to taste

Put the two slices of white bread together.

Enjoy the wonderfulness that is a mater sammich

Don't do that... Don't get him to put the bread sides together.... That's just mean.

heartburn sucks....

getting laid by one that knows how is awesome....

4:20

(07-27-2018 01:30 PM)Fo Shizzle Wrote:  Most disturbing message I ever read on a bathroom stall door.

"I saw a bird out in the snow, its wing was broken and it could not go. I fed it with a crust of bread and then I stomped it's fcking head."

Some things you just can't forget.

That sounds like something that was written by a 19 year old private in a port-o-sh***** in Iraq or Afghanistan.

(07-27-2018 01:30 PM)Fo Shizzle Wrote:  Most disturbing message I ever read on a bathroom stall door.

"I saw a bird out in the snow, its wing was broken and it could not go. I fed it with a crust of bread and then I stomped it's fcking head."

Some things you just can't forget.

I've seen that somewhere!

(07-27-2018 01:39 PM)Fo Shizzle Wrote:  Vodka

Martini, dirty

(07-27-2018 02:42 PM)Kaplony Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 12:54 PM)AdoptedMonarch Wrote:  The tomato is the most overrated vegetable (or fruit -- it cannot even make up its mind what it is) known to man. It is suitable only for sauce or ketchup.

Thank you for letting me get that off of my chest.

You have obviously never had the pleasure of making the following:


Get a vine ripe beefsteak mater, cut it into thick slices.

Get some white bread

Put Dukes Mayo on the slices of white bread.

Put the mater slices on the slices of white bread.

Salt and pepper the mater slices to taste

Put the two slices of white bread together.

Enjoy the wonderfulness that is a mater sammich

Love me some mater sammiches.

(07-27-2018 04:48 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 02:42 PM)Kaplony Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 12:54 PM)AdoptedMonarch Wrote:  The tomato is the most overrated vegetable (or fruit -- it cannot even make up its mind what it is) known to man. It is suitable only for sauce or ketchup.

Thank you for letting me get that off of my chest.

You have obviously never had the pleasure of making the following:


Get a vine ripe beefsteak mater, cut it into thick slices.

Get some white bread

Put Dukes Mayo on the slices of white bread.

Put the mater slices on the slices of white bread.

Salt and pepper the mater slices to taste

Put the two slices of white bread together.

Enjoy the wonderfulness that is a mater sammich

Love me some mater sammiches.

just like Kap defined it......

(07-27-2018 02:42 PM)Kaplony Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 12:54 PM)AdoptedMonarch Wrote:  The tomato is the most overrated vegetable (or fruit -- it cannot even make up its mind what it is) known to man. It is suitable only for sauce or ketchup.

Thank you for letting me get that off of my chest.

You have obviously never had the pleasure of making the following:


Get a vine ripe beefsteak mater, cut it into thick slices.

Get some white bread

Put Dukes Mayo on the slices of white bread.

Put the mater slices on the slices of white bread.

Salt and pepper the mater slices to taste

Put the two slices of white bread together.

Enjoy the wonderfulness that is a mater sammich

Maybe in the Carolinas Dukes is it, but here it's Blue Plate.

And Monarch it's GDUNN not DGUNN you goose.

My apologies. I got fooled by the Monty Python accent in post #6.

(07-27-2018 05:31 PM)gdunn Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 02:42 PM)Kaplony Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 12:54 PM)AdoptedMonarch Wrote:  The tomato is the most overrated vegetable (or fruit -- it cannot even make up its mind what it is) known to man. It is suitable only for sauce or ketchup.

Thank you for letting me get that off of my chest.

You have obviously never had the pleasure of making the following:


Get a vine ripe beefsteak mater, cut it into thick slices.

Get some white bread

Put Dukes Mayo on the slices of white bread.

Put the mater slices on the slices of white bread.

Salt and pepper the mater slices to taste

Put the two slices of white bread together.

Enjoy the wonderfulness that is a mater sammich

Maybe in the Carolinas Dukes is it, but here it's Blue Plate.

And Monarch it's GDUNN not DGUNN you goose.

Maybe this makes me a somewhat deficient Southerner, but I’ve never been a fan of a tomato and mayo sandwich.

(07-27-2018 06:14 PM)ArmyBlazer Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 05:31 PM)gdunn Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 02:42 PM)Kaplony Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 12:54 PM)AdoptedMonarch Wrote:  The tomato is the most overrated vegetable (or fruit -- it cannot even make up its mind what it is) known to man. It is suitable only for sauce or ketchup.

Thank you for letting me get that off of my chest.

You have obviously never had the pleasure of making the following:


Get a vine ripe beefsteak mater, cut it into thick slices.

Get some white bread

Put Dukes Mayo on the slices of white bread.

Put the mater slices on the slices of white bread.

Salt and pepper the mater slices to taste

Put the two slices of white bread together.

Enjoy the wonderfulness that is a mater sammich

Maybe in the Carolinas Dukes is it, but here it's Blue Plate.

And Monarch it's GDUNN not DGUNN you goose.

Maybe this makes me a somewhat deficient Southerner, but I’ve never been a fan of a tomato and mayo sandwich.

You must be from Florida.

(07-27-2018 06:32 PM)gdunn Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 06:14 PM)ArmyBlazer Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 05:31 PM)gdunn Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 02:42 PM)Kaplony Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 12:54 PM)AdoptedMonarch Wrote:  The tomato is the most overrated vegetable (or fruit -- it cannot even make up its mind what it is) known to man. It is suitable only for sauce or ketchup.

Thank you for letting me get that off of my chest.

You have obviously never had the pleasure of making the following:


Get a vine ripe beefsteak mater, cut it into thick slices.

Get some white bread

Put Dukes Mayo on the slices of white bread.

Put the mater slices on the slices of white bread.

Salt and pepper the mater slices to taste

Put the two slices of white bread together.

Enjoy the wonderfulness that is a mater sammich

Maybe in the Carolinas Dukes is it, but here it's Blue Plate.

And Monarch it's GDUNN not DGUNN you goose.

Maybe this makes me a somewhat deficient Southerner, but I’ve never been a fan of a tomato and mayo sandwich.

You must be from Florida.

Easy there...

(07-27-2018 02:02 PM)gdunn Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 01:59 PM)Lord Stanley Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 01:51 PM)SuperFlyBCat Wrote:  That seems logical

I was just deleted from the thread where I was arguing that advocating for violence against Republicans is not the way to restore balance to the Union.

Oh well.

Sith always have one Master and one Apprentice. No more no less. Oh this ain't Star Wars. Sorry.

There will be balance in the force. Also known as Newton's 3rd law. For every extreme left wing action, they will generate a reaction in the opposite direction.

(07-27-2018 02:58 PM)AdoptedMonarch Wrote:  Kaplony, Dunk and dgunn, I am 58 years old. I have had virtually every species of tomato -- dressed up in virtually every conceivable style -- placed in front of me with a promise that it would change my negative opinion on tomatoes -- if not being a life-altering experience. I can assure you, it is not ever going to happen.

God intended for the tomato to be processed. I am willing to turn a blind eye when my wife sneaks a raw one onto her plate. But that is as close as I will get to tolerating that fraud of a vegetable.

San Marzano tomatoes? The best. Great in cooking.

Okra is typically ready to harvest within 4 days of flowering.

(07-27-2018 04:56 PM)stinkfist Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 04:48 PM)TigerBlue4Ever Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 02:42 PM)Kaplony Wrote:  

(07-27-2018 12:54 PM)AdoptedMonarch Wrote:  The tomato is the most overrated vegetable (or fruit -- it cannot even make up its mind what it is) known to man. It is suitable only for sauce or ketchup.

Thank you for letting me get that off of my chest.

You have obviously never had the pleasure of making the following:


Get a vine ripe beefsteak mater, cut it into thick slices.

Get some white bread

Put Dukes Mayo on the slices of white bread.

Put the mater slices on the slices of white bread.

Salt and pepper the mater slices to taste

Put the two slices of white bread together.

Enjoy the wonderfulness that is a mater sammich

Love me some mater sammiches.

just like Kap defined it......

One of my favorite quotes from my grandfather, who was a career military cook, about a leftover. "It'll make a good sandwich."

Pork chop-"It'll make a good sandwich."
Pork n beans-"It'll make a good sandwich."
Mashed potatoes-"It'll make a good sandwich."