(01-10-2018 12:00 PM)tke75hawk Wrote: I got call from someone on the softball team.i do not remember name because I had a few drinks after snow skiing
Softball Player: Hello sir, I'm [insert name], and I'm calling to...
Tke75: *Hiccup* WHO??? *Burp*
SP: Sir, I'm [insert name] and I'm calling to thank you for all of your support...
T: Slopes were f*ckin great today, I got in 7 runs, gettin' in some day drinking now. What'd you say?
[**Makes that sound you make before you throw up 20 minutes later**]
SP: I just wanted to thank you for your donations to Seahawk Club....
T: Seahawk Club? I donate enough ta those bastards. You want more?
SP: No, sir, I just wanted to thank you for all you've done for us. This season, we...
T: Hang on, orderin' another one. [" 'Nother round on me fellas!!!"]
SP: Is this a bad time? I can call at a different....
T: No, no 's fine. You say you're with *Hiccup* Volleyball Sally? I love dos uniforms...
SP: Actually it's [insert name] and I'm with Softball, not volleyball...
T: Mmmmk. Well Sally I gotta go. I've gotta [vomits]
[End call]