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DuaneNorman Offline
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Predictions and analysis.
You know, I remember what it was like when I found out that I lost my computer. I remember hearing the screams of people that said, "will you be able to talk about Cincinnati?"

A question that even I wondered myself.

And I remember the feeling of not being able to share my analysis and make predictions about Cincinnati. And what it was like to hear from people who missed me.

All the cards. All the letters. And you know I know about those prayers.

But now I have a new computer. And now my analysis and predictions are back. And this time, I have a warranty on my side.

So I'm ready. Are you ready?

THE ROAD TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP RUNS THROUGH CINCINNATI. CINCINNATI.
 
(This post was last modified: 10-11-2017 05:54 PM by DuaneNorman.)
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RE: Predictions and analysis.
(10-11-2017 05:54 PM)DuaneNorman Wrote:  You know, I remember what it was like when I found out that I lost my computer. I remember hearing the screams of people that said, "will you be able to talk about Cincinnati?"

A question that even I wondered myself.

And I remember the feeling of not being able to share my analysis and make predictions about Cincinnati. And what it was like to hear from people who missed me.

All the cards. All the letters. And you know I know about those prayers.

But now I have a new computer. And now my analysis and predictions are back. And this time, I have a warranty on my side.

So I'm ready. Are you ready?

THE ROAD TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP RUNS THROUGH CINCINNATI. CINCINNATI.

05-ban
 
10-11-2017 05:59 PM
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RE: Predictions and analysis.
I opened this thread intending to see predictions and analysis. Instead I get this wah wah story about a man who lost his computer.

Big effing deal, Duane. Quit your whining and get to work.
 
10-11-2017 07:43 PM
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What a tortured genius. What is the over/under on murders committed by Duane Norman while he was away? I, for one, think this would make a great episode of Criminal Minds.
 
10-11-2017 08:40 PM
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We are in the presence a of true savant.
 
10-12-2017 07:12 AM
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RE: Predictions and analysis.
(10-11-2017 05:54 PM)DuaneNorman Wrote:  You know, I remember what it was like when I found out that I lost my computer. I remember hearing the screams of people that said, "will you be able to talk about Cincinnati?"

A question that even I wondered myself.

And I remember the feeling of not being able to share my analysis and make predictions about Cincinnati. And what it was like to hear from people who missed me.

All the cards. All the letters. And you know I know about those prayers.

But now I have a new computer. And now my analysis and predictions are back. And this time, I have a warranty on my side.

So I'm ready. Are you ready?

THE ROAD TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP RUNS THROUGH CINCINNATI. CINCINNATI.

But Duane...the FB bearcats smell like a dead possum in the hot July sun...how could a championship possibly run through Cincinnati? Unless it's a championship for another team...say...Michigan?

Your analysis makes no sense...
 
10-12-2017 09:04 AM
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I need to see this warranty...
 
10-12-2017 09:19 AM
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anyone ever see that episode of seinfeld where jerry's in central park and a bunch of confused old men are digging holes?
 
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(10-11-2017 05:54 PM)DuaneNorman Wrote:  You know, I remember what it was like when I found out that I lost my computer. I remember hearing the screams of people that said, "will you be able to talk about Cincinnati?"

A question that even I wondered myself.

And I remember the feeling of not being able to share my analysis and make predictions about Cincinnati. And what it was like to hear from people who missed me.

All the cards. All the letters. And you know I know about those prayers.

But now I have a new computer. And now my analysis and predictions are back. And this time, I have a warranty on my side.

So I'm ready. Are you ready?

THE ROAD TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP RUNS THROUGH CINCINNATI. CINCINNATI.

There it is, he's a University-6 fan! Duane, are you the one that swings the biggest ****?
 
(This post was last modified: 10-12-2017 10:10 AM by bearcatfan1211.)
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i sent a postcard to that mcdonalds
 
10-12-2017 10:12 AM
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