North Texas football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Seth Littrell immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

(08-20-2017 08:36 PM)TechRocks Wrote:  North Texas football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Seth Littrell immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

About as old as a 20 year old pair of gym shorts.

Oh, yeah? Well, the jerk store called and they're running out of you.

(08-20-2017 08:36 PM)TechRocks Wrote:  North Texas football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Seth Littrell immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

I've heard better smack from a bowl of Rice Krispies

Denton, TX has the fastest-growing terrorism threat of any American municipality.

Despite having only 4 winning seasons in the last 22 years and 1 NFL Draft pick, Coach Seth Littrell invited Side Show Joe to talk to the Uninversity of North Texas football team about the winning tradition at UNT. Even though it was a 1 minute speech about the IPP ranking from 74 and Mean Joe Greene, the players responded ethusiastically and are ready to start the season.
Read more about it here: http://www.untfootball.....

(08-20-2017 08:36 PM)TechRocks Wrote:  North Texas football practice was delayed nearly two hours late this morning after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Seth Littrell immediately suspended practice while police and federal agents were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed this afternoon after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.

The last time I heard that, I laughed so hard I fell off of my dinosaur and broke my newspaper.

I really thought it was gonna be coke...

(08-21-2017 11:19 AM)Dawgxas Wrote:  Despite having only 4 winning seasons in the last 22 years and 1 NFL Draft pick, Coach Seth Littrell invited Side Show Joe to talk to the Uninversity of North Texas football team about the winning tradition at UNT. Even though it was a 1 minute speech about the IPP ranking from 74 and Mean Joe Greene, the players responded ethusiastically and are ready to start the season.
Read more about it here: http://www.untfootball.....

Oh, and it was 1977, 17th I think.