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I assess everything.
There are many things I wish to speak to you about today.

Firstly of course, as everybody knows, I'm a very well-traveled person.

A little while ago, in fact some time ago I was on the Australian continent, and there I studied the Aborigine and the Maori. Very interesting people.

And then I was in Japan. My mind is never still. Always working. And there, I studied the Samurai. Then I was in France and Holland, and I studied the painters there. Very interesting.

And now I come back, to the wonderful states. And I assess everything, and I place everything in my brain. Absolutely everything And what do I study? The history of the west.

I've come to one specific conclusion.

There is only one Cowboy here. One who could stand the acid test of living by himself and enduring and coming out triumphant. Here. In the west of the United States.

Just think about that.

The road to the championship runs through Cincinnati. Cincinnati.
 
12-19-2016 02:06 PM
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Well,,u got the ass part right
 
12-19-2016 02:07 PM
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Don't get greedy Duane.
 
12-19-2016 02:20 PM
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[Image: peanuts-football.jpg]
 
12-19-2016 02:48 PM
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Crawl back into your hole, Troll. 04-chairshot
 
12-19-2016 05:21 PM
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Duane, do you "ASS" everything, or "ESS"? Please be more clear.
 
12-19-2016 06:02 PM
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I assess everything.
(12-19-2016 02:06 PM)DuaneNorman Wrote:  There is only one Cowboy here. One who could stand the acid test of living by himself and enduring and coming out triumphant. Here. In the west of the United States.

Parents finally kicked him out of the basement.
 
12-19-2016 06:28 PM
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Please send him on another 30 day vacation.
 
12-19-2016 06:33 PM
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(12-19-2016 02:06 PM)DuaneNorman Wrote:  A little while ago, in fact some time ago I was on the Australian continent, and there I studied the Aborigine and the Maori. Very interesting people.

Hangin' with the 'gine! I will nominate you for the Nat Geo Jr. Explorer Award!

[Image: 0703198F000005DC-0-image-m-6_1422446578540.jpg]
 
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(12-19-2016 06:38 PM)UCGrad1992 Wrote:  
(12-19-2016 02:06 PM)DuaneNorman Wrote:  A little while ago, in fact some time ago I was on the Australian continent, and there I studied the Aborigine and the Maori. Very interesting people.

Hangin' with the 'gine! I will nominate you for the Nat Geo Jr. Explorer Award!

[Image: 0703198F000005DC-0-image-m-6_1422446578540.jpg]

[Image: new-thats-racist-gif-551.gif]
 
12-19-2016 10:16 PM
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Duane

The Māori are the indigenous Polynesian people of New Zealand. You didn't see them in Australia.
 
12-19-2016 11:05 PM
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(12-19-2016 11:05 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  Duane

The Māori are the indigenous Polynesian people of New Zealand. You didn't see them in Australia.

Not even on holiday?
 
12-19-2016 11:16 PM
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(12-19-2016 11:16 PM)Bruce Monnin Wrote:  
(12-19-2016 11:05 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  Duane

The Māori are the indigenous Polynesian people of New Zealand. You didn't see them in Australia.

Not even on holiday?

No the Aussies have strong immigration laws. They did let Bobby Brannen in.
 
12-19-2016 11:23 PM
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(12-19-2016 02:06 PM)DuaneNorman Wrote:  There are many things I wish to speak to you about today.

Firstly of course, as everybody knows, I'm a very well-traveled person.

A little while ago, in fact some time ago I was on the Australian continent, and there I studied the Aborigine and the Maori. Very interesting people.

And then I was in Japan. My mind is never still. Always working. And there, I studied the Samurai. Then I was in France and Holland, and I studied the painters there. Very interesting.

And now I come back, to the wonderful states. And I assess everything, and I place everything in my brain. Absolutely everything And what do I study? The history of the west.

I've come to one specific conclusion.

There is only one Cowboy here. One who could stand the acid test of living by himself and enduring and coming out triumphant. Here. In the west of the United States.

Just think about that.

The road to the championship runs through Cincinnati. Cincinnati.

The world's least interesting man.
 
12-20-2016 07:43 AM
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He doesn't always drink beer but he should.
 
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12-20-2016 08:38 AM
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While the Maori are indigenous to New Zealand, there are over 120,000 of them now living in Australia - 25,000+ migrated to Australia between 2006-2010.

It will be interesting to hear Duane's perspective on the Maori's ability to obtain Australian citizenship compared to other ethnic groups.
 
12-20-2016 10:55 AM
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How would you assess the current state of SHA256 vis-à-vis the proposed SHA3 standard as promulgated by NIST?
 
12-20-2016 02:04 PM
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"Firstly", i think that is included in the English lit. class over on victory pkwy.
 
12-20-2016 04:51 PM
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AMCA...I'm telling you....
 
12-22-2016 12:52 PM
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"I assess everything, and I assess nothing."

-- Inspector Duane Clouseau
 
12-22-2016 01:48 PM
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