Who should we get next?
Fleck, Brohm, Strong, Barnett, Tucker...
Possibilities!

(10-06-2016 01:40 PM)TubaCat Wrote:  Who should we get next?
Fleck, Brohm, Strong, Barnett, Tucker...
Possibilities!

Qualifications:
Hands-on, a real go-getter
who does not play golf

Coordinators
He runs through them like clean socks
New playbooks each spring

(10-06-2016 01:40 PM)TubaCat Wrote:  Who should we get next?
Fleck, Brohm, Strong, Barnett, Tucker...
Possibilities!

There are two ways we will get a new HC.

1. CTT grows a pair - retires and saves the university money. It is perhaps his last chance to exit the public stage with integrity.

2. Some very wealthy donor buys out the bum so he can simply go away - but he would go away failing the test to be a stand up guy.

3. He continues to lose ugly and out of desperation the administration is forced to spend money they do not have to get rid of the bum.

What I simply do not understand is if he realizes how far down he has dragged our program. We are in year four and there is NOTHING to recommend his time at UC - NOTHING.

(10-06-2016 05:08 PM)Bcatbog Wrote:  

(10-06-2016 01:40 PM)TubaCat Wrote:  Who should we get next?
Fleck, Brohm, Strong, Barnett, Tucker...
Possibilities!

There are two ways we will get a new HC.

1. CTT grows a pair - retires and saves the university money. It is perhaps his last chance to exit the public stage with integrity.

2. Some very wealthy donor buys out the bum so he can simply go away - but he would go away failing the test to be a stand up guy.

3. He continues to lose ugly and out of desperation the administration is forced to spend money they do not have to get rid of the bum.

What I simply do not understand is if he realizes how far down he has dragged our program. We are in year four and there is NOTHING to recommend his time at UC - NOTHING.

Is not a haiku
A notice to the foreman
Stricken from record

Billy breaking balls
Goes together like early
Tee times on game day

(10-06-2016 05:08 PM)Bcatbog Wrote:  

(10-06-2016 01:40 PM)TubaCat Wrote:  Who should we get next?
Fleck, Brohm, Strong, Barnett, Tucker...
Possibilities!

There are two ways we will get a new HC.

1. CTT grows a pair - retires and saves the university money. It is perhaps his last chance to exit the public stage with integrity.

2. Some very wealthy donor buys out the bum so he can simply go away - but he would go away failing the test to be a stand up guy.

3. He continues to lose ugly and out of desperation the administration is forced to spend money they do not have to get rid of the bum.

What I simply do not understand is if he realizes how far down he has dragged our program. We are in year four and there is NOTHING to recommend his time at UC - NOTHING.

This is for haikus
Not a three point coach breakdown
Get with the program

(10-06-2016 06:46 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  

(10-06-2016 05:08 PM)Bcatbog Wrote:  

(10-06-2016 01:40 PM)TubaCat Wrote:  Who should we get next?
Fleck, Brohm, Strong, Barnett, Tucker...
Possibilities!

There are two ways we will get a new HC.

1. CTT grows a pair - retires and saves the university money. It is perhaps his last chance to exit the public stage with integrity.

2. Some very wealthy donor buys out the bum so he can simply go away - but he would go away failing the test to be a stand up guy.

3. He continues to lose ugly and out of desperation the administration is forced to spend money they do not have to get rid of the bum.

What I simply do not understand is if he realizes how far down he has dragged our program. We are in year four and there is NOTHING to recommend his time at UC - NOTHING.

This is for haikus
Not a three point coach breakdown
Get with the program

Please define a "haikus" so I can "get with the program".

(10-06-2016 07:19 PM)Bcatbog Wrote:  

(10-06-2016 06:46 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  

(10-06-2016 05:08 PM)Bcatbog Wrote:  

(10-06-2016 01:40 PM)TubaCat Wrote:  Who should we get next?
Fleck, Brohm, Strong, Barnett, Tucker...
Possibilities!

There are two ways we will get a new HC.

1. CTT grows a pair - retires and saves the university money. It is perhaps his last chance to exit the public stage with integrity.

2. Some very wealthy donor buys out the bum so he can simply go away - but he would go away failing the test to be a stand up guy.

3. He continues to lose ugly and out of desperation the administration is forced to spend money they do not have to get rid of the bum.

What I simply do not understand is if he realizes how far down he has dragged our program. We are in year four and there is NOTHING to recommend his time at UC - NOTHING.

This is for haikus
Not a three point coach breakdown
Get with the program

Please define a "haikus" so I can "get with the program".

hai·ku
ˈhīˌko͞o,ˌhīˈko͞o/Submit
noun
plural noun: haikus
a Japanese poem of seventeen total syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five,

(10-06-2016 05:08 PM)Bcatbog Wrote:  

(10-06-2016 01:40 PM)TubaCat Wrote:  Who should we get next?
Fleck, Brohm, Strong, Barnett, Tucker...
Possibilities!

There are two ways we will get a new HC.

1. CTT grows a pair - retires and saves the university money. It is perhaps his last chance to exit the public stage with integrity.

2. Some very wealthy donor buys out the bum so he can simply go away - but he would go away failing the test to be a stand up guy.

3. He continues to lose ugly and out of desperation the administration is forced to spend money they do not have to get rid of the bum.

What I simply do not understand is if he realizes how far down he has dragged our program. We are in year four and there is NOTHING to recommend his time at UC - NOTHING.

I agree with you,
But that is the worst haiku
I have ever seen.

Mamas please don't let
Your babies grow up to be
Coaches past their prime

(10-06-2016 07:46 PM)TubaCat Wrote:  

(10-06-2016 05:08 PM)Bcatbog Wrote:  

(10-06-2016 01:40 PM)TubaCat Wrote:  Who should we get next?
Fleck, Brohm, Strong, Barnett, Tucker...
Possibilities!

There are two ways we will get a new HC.

1. CTT grows a pair - retires and saves the university money. It is perhaps his last chance to exit the public stage with integrity.

2. Some very wealthy donor buys out the bum so he can simply go away - but he would go away failing the test to be a stand up guy.

3. He continues to lose ugly and out of desperation the administration is forced to spend money they do not have to get rid of the bum.



What I simply do not understand is if he realizes how far down he has dragged our program. We are in year four and there is NOTHING to recommend his time at UC - NOTHING.

I agree with you,
But that is the worst haiku
I have ever seen.

How to Write a Haiku Poem
Four Parts:Sample HaikuChoose a Haiku SubjectUse Sensory LanguageBecome a Haiku WriterCommunity Q&A
Haiku (俳句 high-koo) are short three-line poems with a 5-7-5 syllable structure that use sensory language to capture a feeling or image. They are often inspired by an element of nature, a moment of beauty, or another poignant experience. Haiku poetry was originally developed by Japanese poets, and the form was adopted (and adapted) by virtually every modern language, including English. The secret to writing great haiku is to be observant and appreciate nature, as detailed below.

Well, I did have 3 main lines.

On Great Whit he rode
A knight in shining armor
Hath rust'eth we see

Grandpa lost his pipe
What happened to my playbook
Screw it, lets just punt

Andrew Gantz is hurt
Gunner is the waterboy
May God have mercy.

(10-06-2016 09:02 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  Grandpa lost his pipe
What happened to my playbook
Screw it, lets just punt

A low pressure gig at 2 mil a year.

Mama is happy at home.

And now how dare they dare boo?

Five, seven, five bro. Syllables. It's not that hard.

Btw, you might want to sit out the iambic pentameter thread.

Houston and Navy
Memphis, Owls, Bulls all best us
Thank goorsh for Tulane

(10-06-2016 09:09 PM)Bcatbog Wrote:  

(10-06-2016 09:02 PM)Bearcats#1 Wrote:  Grandpa lost his pipe
What happened to my playbook
Screw it, lets just punt

A low pressure gig at 2 mil a year.

Mama is happy at home.

And now how dare they dare boo?

Alright brother, we may need to sit you down for some face to face lessonry at the next board meeting.

Dont boo my players
We are over five-hundred
Seven wins is good