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Why wasn't the baby Jesus born in Mount Pleasant ? Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin

What does the average Central Michigan grad get on their SAT ? Drool

If you have a car with a Chippewa running back, a Chippewa wide receiver, and a Chippewa linebacker in it, who is driving the car?

A cop

Why are rectal thermometers banned on the CMU campus ?

They cause too much brain damage

Why do they sell so many button fly jeans in Isabella County? Because sheep can hear those zippers a mile away

What will Chimp fans do when they beat us this year?

They'll turn off their Play Station

Why will coach Bonomego only dress 35 players for the WMU game?

Because the rest can dress themselves

Why did Thomas Rawls and Jerry Seymore cross the road?

Better question. Why are they out of jail?

Why did Kelly Shorts stadium switch from grass to artificial turf?

To keep the girls from grazing on the field

What is the difference in a bucket of $hit and a Chip fan?

The bucket

What do you call a good looking woman in Mt. Pleasant?

A tourist

(06-16-2015 01:33 PM)goldsworth Wrote:  What do you call a good looking woman in Mt. Pleasant?

A Bronco

FIFY

Thomas Rawls was pulled over by an Isabella County Sheriff after driving his car into a ditch. The officer asked, "How high are you?"

Rawls, a graduate of UM quickly corrected the officer. "Don't you mean, hi, how are you?"

How is the cmu football team like a possum?


They play dead at home and get killed on the road.

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Ooohhh - shots fired!

Did you hear about tragedy at CMU?

Library burned down.

And not all the books were colored in yet.

(06-16-2015 01:57 PM)Hoekjeness Wrote:  

(06-16-2015 01:33 PM)goldsworth Wrote:  What do you call a good looking woman in Mt. Pleasant?

A Bronco

FIFY

Nice !

CMU grad is driving to work one day, when he looks out into a field and sees a fellow Chip trying to row a boat waving hay.

He stops his car, opens his door and cupping his hands together, he angrily yells, "What the hell is your problem!"
"Look at you trying to row that boat out there."
"It is guys like you that makes everyone think that CMU grads are stupid!"
" I am am mad enough right now that if I could swim, I would go out there and kick your azz!"

How do you get to Mt. Pleasant from Kalamazoo ?

You go East until you smell it and North until you step in it.

A Priest, a Rabbi,and a Chip walks into a library.
All three walk up to the front desk.
The Priest asks, "Where can I find the books on Catholicism"?
The Rabbi asks,"Where can I find the books on Judaism"?
And then the Chip asks, "Where am I"?

(06-16-2015 07:47 PM)westernwilly Wrote:  CMU grad is driving to work one day, when he looks out into a field and sees a fellow Chip trying to row a boat waving hay.

He stops his car, opens his door and cupping his hands together, he angrily yells, "What the hell is your problem!"
"Look at you trying to row that boat out there."
"It is guys like you that makes everyone think that CMU grads are stupid!"
" I am am mad enough right now that if I could swim, I would go out there and kick your azz!"

Two Chip FB players are driving on a road outside Kalamazoo and see a Bronco player rowing a boat in a farm field. One Chip turns to the other and says "That guy is making us look bad". The other Chip says, " Yeah, if I knew how to swim I'd drown him".

Q: What do CMU grads call their WMU co-worker?

A: Boss