Inspired by royotis from Dawgman.com--TexanMark's take on the Big East.

West Virginia: Loud, quick and but still 100% redneck underneath...and one small mistake from turning into an inferno on someone's front porch



Louisville: Hey Look at me--I'm bad, I've got new money and I want to destroy you. Too bad my ride is a golf cart



Rutgers: Nothing sez Joisey more than this--yo Betty you seen my Gold Chain?



UConn: 9 out of 10 Nouveau Riche, self-absorbed parents prefer driving their brats to soccer practice in this. Have you seen how big my brand new car is? My storage capacity is the biggest in the Big East.




Cincinatti: Hey so what if we were a geographical after thought--we are still in. I'm kinda cute but underpowered and get crushed by the big boys. I'm a safe choice.



USF: What do you drive if you're cute, young and have a daddy up in Providence who doesn't quite trust you with more expensive cars



Pitt: Well Known, great genes but a tad outdated and underpowered.



Syracuse: Come on guys--I still count--so what if I don't have GPS and Sirius--they didn't have that stuff in the 90s. Daddy sez if I got into one of the ACC schools he'd give me mommie's Lexus--it isn't my fault I'm still driving this. Whaaaaaaa

The Ville = Tricked out Ford truck
WVU = The Clampets smooth ride
USF = A Convertible Vette
UConn = A snowmobile
Syracuse = A Vette, as in Chevette
Pitt = Chevy Suburban
Rutgers = Whatever kinda car gangsters drive
Cincinnati = Honda Civic or Ford Taurus, whichever is the most ordinary

My response:

Syracuse


Old, run down team that doesn't really compete.

UConn


A lot of talk about how great it is but breaks down pretty easily.

WVU


West Virginia RV.

Louisville


Just can't get past the horse and carriage stage.

USF


Nice in Florida, can't handle the cold up north.

Pitt


Underachiever... just like the firechicken.

Rutgers


New to the scene, not proven yet.

Cincinnati


Have had a schematic in place for a long time but nobody has been able to read it and put it together correctly.

mlb Wrote:My response:

Syracuse


Old, run down team that doesn't really compete.

UConn


A lot of talk about how great it is but breaks down pretty easily.

WVU


West Virginia RV.

Louisville


Just can't get past the horse and carriage stage.

USF


Nice in Florida, can't handle the cold up north.

Pitt


Underachiever... just like the firechicken.

Rutgers


New to the scene, not proven yet.

Cincinnati


Have had a schematic in place for a long time but nobody has been able to read it and put it together correctly.

Nice dude.

if USF were a car.

IF the expansion "candidates" were a car:

Memphis:

A car with long tradition of being worthless

UCiF:

All talk and no real meaningful action

ECU:

Once proud brand that is working hard to make a comeback

Marshall:

It's Marshall....things never change.

SouthernPiss:

Who needs a car when you can a ride like this?

UCF...Generic Car

Hummell Wrote:

UCF...Generic Car

excuse me hummell, that would be UCiF, b/c it's always "if this, and if that..." from the Tinmen from Orlando.

lmfao

UCF Genero's

The Cruds would be the one that comes by your house at 2 a.m. with no muffler..all mouth and no bite....

On Wings of Eagles Wrote:The Cruds would be the one that comes by your house at 2 a.m. with no muffler..all mouth and no bite....

What?

cruds

WTF?

CyberBull Wrote:IF the expansion "candidates" were a car:

Memphis:

A car with long tradition of being worthless

UCiF:

All talk and no real meaningful action

ECU:

Once proud brand that is working hard to make a comeback

Marshall:

It's Marshall....things never change.

SouthernPiss:

Who needs a car when you can a ride like this?

a usf fan saying our sports programs have done nothing???? pot meet kettle.