Chipdip2
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Mack's MAC Picks
First off, I predict EMU, CMU, and Miami will all lose. These schools denigrated the Native American culture for too many years. Recent contrition does not excuse past deeds. That said, they will lose as badly as Custer lost at Little Big Horn.
Ball State. Ball State will lose. I don't know who they're playing, but any school named after a male portion of the anatomy is sexist and vial in my book. This reporter hopes they get neutered by their opponent.
Toledo, Bowling Green, Ohio and Akron. All four will lose. Two years ago I was driving my 1977 Volvo through Ohio and the cruise control got stuck on 80. I was pulled over by a male, sexist, trooper who didn't believe my story. I also think he had a problem with the color of my hair. I sensed he was anti-ginger. Anyhow, I hate all of those pigs in Ohio and hope the worst for anything associated with that state and the the fascist pigs who enforce the law there.
Buffalo. Brought nearly to extinction, this glorious animal has come back and is thriving. Hence, I predict they will thrive in their upcoming football match as well.
The UMass Minute Men. Gun toting militia. Need I say more. They lose, as they should.
WMU vs. Idaho. First off, Idaho's mascot is a "Vandal." Common, everyday thieves. WMU should boycott playing this game until this University changes its name.
Second, Idaho is a gun toting state full of 2nd amendment extremists and backwoods kooks. My hope is that we boycott this game, but if not my pick is that the motherland of the NRA will lose.
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Dirty Ernie
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RE: Mack's MAC Picks
I agree. I hope they lose too.
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RE: Mack's MAC Picks
(09-11-2014 06:17 PM)Dirty Ernie Wrote: I agree. I hope they lose too.
You do realize that the better these teams look when we beat them the better we look? Right? Let's stop wishing bad on our opponents when we need to just expect more from our program.
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09-11-2014 06:42 PM |
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Chipdip2
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RE: Mack's MAC Picks
(09-11-2014 06:42 PM)flushtheherd Wrote: (09-11-2014 06:17 PM)Dirty Ernie Wrote: I agree. I hope they lose too.
You do realize that the better these teams look when we beat them the better we look? Right? Let's stop wishing bad on our opponents when we need to just expect more from our program.
Uhhhhhh... You're taking this too seriously.
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RE: Mack's MAC Picks
Mack and tubbs related?
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09-11-2014 07:10 PM |
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RE: Mack's MAC Picks
(09-11-2014 05:51 PM)Chipdip2 Wrote: First off, I predict EMU, CMU, and Miami will all lose. These schools denigrated the Native American culture for too many years. Recent contrition does not excuse past deeds. That said, they will lose as badly as Custer lost at Little Big Horn.
Ball State. Ball State will lose. I don't know who they're playing, but any school named after a male portion of the anatomy is sexist and vial in my book. This reporter hopes they get neutered by their opponent.
Toledo, Bowling Green, Ohio and Akron. All four will lose. Two years ago I was driving my 1977 Volvo through Ohio and the cruise control got stuck on 80. I was pulled over by a male, sexist, trooper who didn't believe my story. I also think he had a problem with the color of my hair. I sensed he was anti-ginger. Anyhow, I hate all of those pigs in Ohio and hope the worst for anything associated with that state and the the fascist pigs who enforce the law there.
Buffalo. Brought nearly to extinction, this glorious animal has come back and is thriving. Hence, I predict they will thrive in their upcoming football match as well.
The UMass Minute Men. Gun toting militia. Need I say more. They lose, as they should.
WMU vs. Idaho. First off, Idaho's mascot is a "Vandal." Common, everyday thieves. WMU should boycott playing this game until this University changes its name.
Second, Idaho is a gun toting state full of 2nd amendment extremists and backwoods kooks. My hope is that we boycott this game, but if not my pick is that the motherland of the NRA will lose.
I can't get enough of this...
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09-11-2014 07:24 PM |
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Chipdip2
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RE: Mack's MAC Picks
(09-11-2014 07:10 PM)Kimbosucks Wrote: Mack and tubbs related?
She hates Ohio
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09-11-2014 07:40 PM |
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RE: Mack's MAC Picks
(09-11-2014 05:51 PM)Chipdip2 Wrote: First off, I predict EMU, CMU, and Miami will all lose. These schools denigrated the Native American culture for too many years. Recent contrition does not excuse past deeds. That said, they will lose as badly as Custer lost at Little Big Horn.
2 of 3 will lose. 1 will prevail.
Quote:Ball State. Ball State will lose. I don't know who they're playing, but any school named after a male portion of the anatomy is sexist and vial in my book. This reporter hopes they get neutered by their opponent.
Ooh, Miss pent-up feminist writer. We know you're a fan of Testicle Tech.
Quote:Toledo, Bowling Green, Ohio and Akron. All four will lose. Two years ago I was driving my 1977 Volvo through Ohio and the cruise control got stuck on 80. I was pulled over by a male, sexist, trooper who didn't believe my story. I also think he had a problem with the color of my hair. I sensed he was anti-ginger. Anyhow, I hate all of those pigs in Ohio and hope the worst for anything associated with that state and the the fascist pigs who enforce the law there.
Can't argue there. They do suck. However, 3/4 of those teams will handle their own Quite Well.... (I would put sexist comment here, but that'd be bad).
Quote:Buffalo. Brought nearly to extinction, this glorious animal has come back and is thriving. Hence, I predict they will thrive in their upcoming football match as well.
Uhhh, I hope so, but I'm not counting on that. Back in 2000, driving past Buffalo after getting flown out there (and told to keep it down during the Thursday night game of WMU vs Marshall on ESPN; other story) -- it looked like a High School.
But at least they developed better than UMass. Yeah, UMass had *one* FCS year that was good (see against UofM that year via Transfers from FBS) -- but at least Buffalo rose to be OK many years and actually won the MAC (when Hoke was bailing to San Diego State)....
Quote:The UMass Minute Men. Gun toting militia. Need I say more. They lose, as they should.
Ehhh. Well a gal needs a big musket, now doesn't she?
Quote:WMU vs. Idaho. First off, Idaho's mascot is a "Vandal." Common, everyday thieves.
But our folk here at WMU are not the every-day kind. Has Idaho raided Walmart? Don't think so....
Quote:WMU should boycott playing this game until this University changes its name.
... or until they beat our guys out to the getaway car. Which they can't. Not in Kzoo, anyway. :)
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RE: Mack's MAC Picks
Actually the Vandals were a germanic tribe that was part of the group that conquered Rome..........just sayin
(yes I'm being that guy)
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09-12-2014 10:44 AM |
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HuskieJWN
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RE: Mack's MAC Picks
I'm a tad offended he didn't make fun of NIU
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EA3
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RE: Mack's MAC Picks
(09-12-2014 03:03 PM)HuskieJWN Wrote: I'm a tad offended he didn't make fun of NIU
ahem...she
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09-12-2014 04:34 PM |
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HuskieJWN
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RE: Mack's MAC Picks
(09-12-2014 04:34 PM)EA3 Wrote: (09-12-2014 03:03 PM)HuskieJWN Wrote: I'm a tad offended he didn't make fun of NIU
ahem...she
My bad. Apologies.
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EA3
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RE: Mack's MAC Picks
(09-12-2014 04:35 PM)HuskieJWN Wrote: (09-12-2014 04:34 PM)EA3 Wrote: (09-12-2014 03:03 PM)HuskieJWN Wrote: I'm a tad offended he didn't make fun of NIU
ahem...she
My bad. Apologies.
Oh it's all good sir. This is a parody thread anyhow. LOL.
PS-I did love the Huskie trolling Illinois in the newspaper.
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