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Chipdip:

English was supposed to be a defensive genius when he was at scUM. Nick Sabin couldn't attract talent to EMU. Between having the worst atmosphere in college football and being 8 miles from the Big Hole it's an impossible situation.

So says the guy with a big U Of M avatar. Do you want to change from U of M to scUM?

(07-24-2014 01:53 PM)emu79 Wrote:  Chipdip:

English was supposed to be a defensive genius when he was at scUM. Nick Sabin couldn't attract talent to EMU. Between having the worst atmosphere in college football and being 8 miles from the Big Hole it's an impossible situation.

So says the guy with a big U Of M avatar. Do you want to change from U of M to scUM?

Whooosh, went right over your EMU edumacation

(07-24-2014 10:26 AM)DesertBronco Wrote:  

(07-24-2014 10:00 AM)broncofan1 Wrote:  Nobody defines their own self-worth by this board as much as DB.

It isn't even close.

I would say you're worse. Your lame attempts to establish yourself as the all knowing above the fray insider who is entitled to make value judgements about WEB BOARD POSTERS because you can drop a few names are pathetic.

lol, ok.

(07-24-2014 01:57 PM)Chipdip2 Wrote:  

(07-24-2014 01:53 PM)emu79 Wrote:  Chipdip:

English was supposed to be a defensive genius when he was at scUM. Nick Sabin couldn't attract talent to EMU. Between having the worst atmosphere in college football and being 8 miles from the Big Hole it's an impossible situation.

So says the guy with a big U Of M avatar. Do you want to change from U of M to scUM?

Whooosh, went right over your EMU edumacation

emu79, I think I no longer need to reply to your inquiry.

Chip fans outnumber us at Michigan's Adventure today. No wonder I feel nauseous.

You mean Chip Fans work at Michigan Adventure? Carney bastards!

^
Not far off.

(07-25-2014 07:09 PM)Hiller4Hyz09 Wrote:  Chip fans outnumber us at Michigan's Adventure today. No wonder I feel nauseous.

That's like a trip to Europe for the average Chip fan.

(07-25-2014 09:23 PM)Chipdip2 Wrote:  

(07-25-2014 07:09 PM)Hiller4Hyz09 Wrote:  Chip fans outnumber us at Michigan's Adventure today. No wonder I feel nauseous.

That's like a trip to Europe for the average Chip fan.

So, at all the little carnival games, the prizes are mostly U of M and MSU stuff.

One game though, had scUM and MSU footballs, but each one had a little stuffed horse mounting it.

Walking by, I said "now this I like! Broncos ******* the Big Ten!"

The 2 kids working the game looked at me like I had just said something completely inappropriate.

I don't know what "*******" means, but I'm pretty sure it WAS inappropriate.

Sounds like CMU is winning recruiting battles - for jobs at Michigan Adventure.

(07-26-2014 01:47 PM)Broncobelt Wrote:  Sounds like CMU is winning recruiting battles - for jobs at Michigan Adventure.

They have the market cornered on the Northern Lower seasonal job market with schools and degrees geared towards a career in NL tourism.

T-Shirt marketing- Students learn complex marketing strategies need to run a successful T-Shirt shop.

The Kilwin School of Ice Cream Management

The Department of Fudge Research

Cherry Picking Technology Degree

Of course, the ever popular Bait Shop Management program

A degree in Canoe Livery Logistics

The Culinary Institute of Fried Whitefish

Petosky Stone Sciences

The Mort Neff School of Taxidermy

The Ski Bum Institute of Chairlift Maintenance

The CMU School of Paste Making

The CMU School of Para Sailing (Mancelona Campus only)

Central Michigan School of Golf Cart Cleaning (Thompsonville/Crystal Mountain Branch)

I'm sure I'm missing a few..........help me out.

Road Kill Cooking for Northern Lower Chefs.

Golf Course Management for Otsego County's finest son's of Oil and Gas.

Live Bait Shop Management. edit: You had that one already!!

Boat Rental Maintenance and Winterization Strategies for large scale rental fleets.

Mass Club Cleaning, Monday through Thursday model.

CMU School of stating the obvious. ("Four hours, do you know how long that is?").

CMU school of managing multiple part time jobs, because just one bussing gig won't get it done.

What's messed up is that I know a chimp grad that actually has a "T-Shirt" shop in Gaylord. He's a mouth breather too.

Thank God for our basketball program, or this thread-recent posts might could be seen as hypocritical.

Enos is 2-2 against us, for Chrissakes.

(07-26-2014 03:40 PM)DesertBronco Wrote:  Road Kill Cooking for Northern Lower Chefs.

Golf Course Management for Otsego County's finest son's of Oil and Gas.

Live Bait Shop Management. edit: You had that one already!!

Boat Rental Maintenance and Winterization Strategies for large scale rental fleets.

Mass Club Cleaning, Monday through Thursday model.

CMU School of stating the obvious. ("Four hours, do you know how long that is?").

CMU school of managing multiple part time jobs, because just one bussing gig won't get it done.

Popcorn 451- This course investigates how to expand your sales beyond buttered and caramel. Innovative flavor technologies are examined, with a special emphasis on Jalapeno, Salted Caramel, and the new smoking hot Chipotle.

Popcorn 500- How to expand your popcorn sales to the County Fair and Carny circuit.

(07-26-2014 03:45 PM)MajorHoople Wrote:  Thank God for our basketball program, or this thread-recent posts might could be seen as hypocritical.

Enos is 2-2 against us, for Chrissakes.

shoot they're talking to EMU like we own them.

The Amy and Matt Roloff Pumpkin Patch Technology Symposium

Named after CMU Alum Amy Roloff of "Little People Big World" (something like that) fame.

Amy and her husband Matt pass on their vast knowledge of running a pumpkin patch.

1:00 Matt Roloff discusses the cost of insuring a pumpkin chucking competition.

2:00 Cider, how to improve your profit margins.

3:00 Hay ride logistics. How to get more riders on your hay wagon.

4:00 Zip Lines. Why every pumpkin patch should have one.

5:00 Should giant pumpkins grown from radioactive seeds be banned from competitions?

6:00 And the symposium wraps up as the Roloffs discuss Corn Mazes.

(07-26-2014 11:41 AM)thegeneral Wrote:  I don't know what "*******" means, but I'm pretty sure it WAS inappropriate.

Full disclosure...I said "humping" but IMMEDIATELY regretted it and wished I'd said *******.