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STR: #YouAintFromMemphis
I know everyone here doesn't "do" Twitter, but these are, at times, pretty "dead-on" and hilarious. Some a bit rough/inappropriate, so be warned. Some Tiger basketball references in there too ...

A few personal favorites ... #YouAintFromMemphis:

"... if you think Mark Goodfellow cares about your credit"
"... if you aint never had to run fo yo life at the Fair"
"... if you don't call the Hernando Desoto Bridge the New Bridge"
"... if you weren't at FedEx Forum watching the Grizz beat the Spurs during the Great Flood of 2011"
"... if you don't hate Nashville"

All: https://twitter.com/hashtag/YouAintFromMemphis?src=tren

... maybe we should start one Tiger-specific ?
(This post was last modified: 06-19-2014 01:32 PM by 80sTiger.)
06-19-2014 01:16 PM
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"... If you don't always expect the worst possible outcome for the tigers, to the point where no lead is big enough. Memphis could be up by 100, have a solid verbal from a #1 recruit, or give the coach a 50 year contract for a billion dollars, you've still got that uneasy feeling that it's not going to work out and end badly..."
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RE: STR: #YouAintFromMemphis
(06-19-2014 01:16 PM)80sTiger Wrote:  "... if you weren't at FedEx Forum watching the Grizz beat the Spurs during the Great Flood of 2011"

I'm from Memphis. I get the others. Not this one.
06-19-2014 02:00 PM
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".....if you say you hate Memphis to other Memphians, but stick up for it when some out of town punk takes a shot at our city
".....if you don't know that the yellow light signal means drive faster
".....if you ain't ever honked at a car on Poplar getting over into your space

some of them are pretty good, others not so much
06-19-2014 02:18 PM
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This was the number 1 trend in the world last night/this morning
06-19-2014 02:19 PM
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RE: STR: #YouAintFromMemphis
....If you ain't never dialed JAM-JAM1
06-19-2014 02:45 PM
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RE: STR: #YouAintFromMemphis
(06-19-2014 01:58 PM)WColt45 Wrote:  "... If you don't always expect the worst possible outcome for the tigers, to the point where no lead is big enough. Memphis could be up by 100, have a solid verbal from a #1 recruit, or give the coach a 50 year contract for a billion dollars, you've still got that uneasy feeling that it's not going to work out and end badly..."

I'm OK if we're only up by 50, but a verbal is no good. I need a signed LOI.
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(06-19-2014 02:45 PM)hongkongtiger Wrote:  ....If you ain't never dialed JAM-JAM1

Haha that's awesome


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I liked the one that was #youAintFromMemphis if you didn't go to HS with one of Justin Timberlakes 3 cousins.
06-19-2014 03:14 PM
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RE: STR: #YouAintFromMemphis
...if you don't know what's the Pippin.
...if you don't know Handsome Jimmy ("Memphonite").
...if you don't know who are the Chicks.
...if you've never been to Ellis Auditorium.
...if you don't know John Gaston Hospital.
...if you've never heard of Tim McCarver Stadium.
...if you've never been to the Malco Theater.
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...if you didn't know that there was an ice rink at the Mall of Memphis.
...if you've never been to Jerry's Snow Cones.
...if you think B-B-Q is beef.
...if you don't think Elvis has left the planet.
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(06-19-2014 04:46 PM)Mphs_Tigers Wrote:  ...if you didn't know that there was an ice rink at the Mall of Memphis.
...if you've never been to Jerry's Snow Cones.
...if you think B-B-Q is beef.
...if you don't think Elvis has left the planet.

Well, playing off this one...

... if you didn't know that there was an ice rink at Overton Square.


some others
... if you don't know why I-40 doesn't run thru town.
... if you never rode the Giant Slide.
... if you never went to the giant shoe.
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(06-19-2014 03:05 PM)tigers311 Wrote:  
(06-19-2014 02:45 PM)hongkongtiger Wrote:  ....If you ain't never dialed JAM-JAM1

Haha that's awesome


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(06-19-2014 04:58 PM)I_LUV_MEMPHISTIGERS Wrote:  ...if you think Adventure River is a real river.
...if you don't know who Dave Brown is.
...if you've never heard of the Tomb of Doom
...if you think Mud Island is a muddy island

jam jam 1--I haven't thought of that in a million years. Didn't we do that with a rotary phone?

...if you've never gotten a ticket for going 40something in a 35 zone
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"...if you've been to Graceland."

(okay, not entirely accurate but I know most Memphians haven't)
06-19-2014 06:22 PM
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(06-19-2014 05:48 PM)snowtiger Wrote:  
(06-19-2014 03:05 PM)tigers311 Wrote:  
(06-19-2014 02:45 PM)hongkongtiger Wrote:  ....If you ain't never dialed JAM-JAM1

Haha that's awesome


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(06-19-2014 04:58 PM)I_LUV_MEMPHISTIGERS Wrote:  ...if you think Adventure River is a real river.
...if you don't know who Dave Brown is.
...if you've never heard of the Tomb of Doom
...if you think Mud Island is a muddy island

jam jam 1--I haven't thought of that in a million years. Didn't we do that with a rotary phone?

It still works. Now owned by WREG.
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RE: STR: #YouAintFromMemphis
If you think mongo is a character from blazing saddles
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RE: STR: #YouAintFromMemphis
If you never watched Magicland with Dick Williams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvuA0wuej9A
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(06-19-2014 06:23 PM)anothertigerfan Wrote:  
(06-19-2014 05:48 PM)snowtiger Wrote:  
(06-19-2014 03:05 PM)tigers311 Wrote:  
(06-19-2014 02:45 PM)hongkongtiger Wrote:  ....If you ain't never dialed JAM-JAM1

Haha that's awesome


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(06-19-2014 04:58 PM)I_LUV_MEMPHISTIGERS Wrote:  ...if you think Adventure River is a real river.
...if you don't know who Dave Brown is.
...if you've never heard of the Tomb of Doom
...if you think Mud Island is a muddy island

jam jam 1--I haven't thought of that in a million years. Didn't we do that with a rotary phone?

It still works. Now owned by WREG.

I wonder if I can call it long distance from here. I'm so homesick thinking of it.
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(06-19-2014 08:24 PM)FORealTigerFan Wrote:  If you never watched Magicland with Dick Williams.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvuA0wuej9A

...If you don't know Happy Hal.
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"....if you don't know who Banana Nose is
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