CrimsonPhantom
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OT: Each State’s Internet Search History
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ALABAMA: FOX News / God / Impeach Obama / Jesus / Jessica Simpson / Obama Is The Antichrist / Polka / Satan
Analysis: It’s a fire and brimstone kind of state, but with a soft spot for pretty blondes.
ARKANSAS: Atkins Diet / End of Days / Lap Band Surgery / Learn to Read / Walmart Jobs
Analysis: In 2013, Arkansas was declared the most obese state in America, and evidently they did something about it because in 2014 they’re now the second most obese.
GEORGIA: Athlete’s Foot / Butt Implants / Cooking Crack / Divorce / Spanx / Weave / What is tofu?
Analysis: In the end, homemade crack and a new butt just aren’t enough to save a marriage.
IDAHO: Bigfoot, Caramel Corn, Potato, Unicorns,
Analysis: It’s a great state for imaginary creatures hungering for carbs.
KENTUCKY: Black Friday / Bowling / Creed (band) / Demonic Possession / Lyrics to Happy Birthday / New Year’s Resolution / Obama Is the Antichrist (tied with Alabama) / Whores
Analysis: In Kentucky, a common New Year’s resolution is to refrain from staring at prostitutes speaking in tongues when out bowling
LOUISIANA: Alligator Hunting / Channing Tatum / “Golden Girls” (TV show) / Paternity Test / Pope Francis
Analysis: Channing Tatum is the child’s real father!!
NEW MEXICO: Frito Pie / Juggalos / Peyote / U.F.O.
Analysis: Hopefully the U.F.O.s are just hear to abduct the Juggalos and they leave the Frito pie alone.
NORTH CAROLINA: Barbecue / Charles Barkley’s Golf Swing / White Snake (band) / Your Mama Jokes
Analysis: People are just having a real nice time on the internet in ol’ North Carolina
TEXAS: Are dinosaurs real? / Are zombies real? / The Bill of Rights / Boogers / Calf Implants / Can dogs talk? / Chupacrabra / Curves International (company) / Do I have herpes? / Does beer make you fat? / Government Mind Control / How to cook meth? / How to sell your soul to the Devil? / Justin Bieber (singer) / Krunk / Meth Recipes / Porn / Purple Drank / Rodeo / Snake Bites / Tacos
Analysis: Texas asks a lot of questions, has a worrisome level of interest in crystal meth, and probably a sore that should be looked at by doctor, but the Lone Star State also has a boatload of tacos. So many delicious tacos.
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chrisattsu
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RE: OT: Each State’s Internet Search History
Not enough PAWWWL for the Alabama
(This post was last modified: 05-21-2014 09:33 AM by chrisattsu.)
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05-21-2014 09:33 AM |
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slycat
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RE: OT: Each State’s Internet Search History
Pretty funny
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chiefsfan
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RE: OT: Each State’s Internet Search History
Man Alabama loves them some Obama.
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GSUsTALON
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RE: OT: Each State’s Internet Search History
The CrimsonPhantom - The new oracle of the internet?
This was a very fresh & unique analysis. Which search engine did you use Navasearch i.e. Navaho Search? Those Native American are some crazy cats man & have a unique interest when searching different states. Were you at a Navaho casino when you did your research?
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RamblinRedWolf44
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RE: OT: Each State’s Internet Search History
you should look up Alaska...INSANE...lol
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