I got a big kick out of this and let the original poster know. It was really well done with good remarks. I give it an A+
http://mb33.scout.com/fsyracuseinsidersf...1582.topic
This Week's ToT:
Established: Pitt 1787 vs SU 1870
Advantage: Pitt... wow they been around a long time
Famous building: Pitt Cathedral of Learning vs SU Hall of Languages
Advantage: Pitt... its the tallest educational building in the US and 2nd tallest in the world
School known for: Pitt UPMC vs SU Newhouse
Advantage: Pitt... a lil more important in life
Notable educators: Pitt Jonas Salk, Mr Rogers vs Pat Moynihan, Peter Weller
Advantage: Pitt... wouldnt be such a beautiful day in the neighborhood without Salk's work
1st year of FB: Pitt 1890 vs SU 1889
Advantage: Push... basically the same
All Time wins: Pitt 641 vs SU 667
Advantage: SU... soon to be 668
FB Championships: Pitt 9 vs SU 1
Advantage: Pitt... even though only 2 of those came after polls started
Bowl record: Pitt 10-14 vs SU 12-9-1
Advantage: SU... way to represent Pitt
Rival: Pitt WV (Back Yard Brawl) vs SU PSU
Advantage: Pitt... hell Pitt has played PSU more than SU (96 times vs 6 and has been more successful (42-50-4)
Head to Head: Pitt 28 wins vs SU 30 wins
Advantage: SU... no surprise there
2004 Season: Pitt represented BE in BCS vs SU the real BE champs
Advantage: Push... there are no winners here, SU got screwed and Pitt embarrassed the BE
Coach: Pitt Wannstache vs SU GRob
Advantage: SU... GRob has not run any teams into the ground, well atleast yet
RB coach: Pitt David Walker vs SU Desmond Robinson
Advantage: Push... doesnt seem right lets trade
Starting QB: Pitt Tyler Palko vs SU Perry Patterson
Advantage: SU... does he kiss his grandma with that mouth?
Big-time RB recruit: Pitt Kevin Collier vs SU DC3
Advantage: SU... and Mr Ohio
Heisman RB: Pitt Tony Dorsett vs SU Ernie Davis
Advantage: Push... both were pretty damn good
Other RBs: Pitt Curtis Martin, Ironhead Heyward, Curvin Richards vs SU Jim Brown, Floyd Little, Joe Morris, Larry Csonka, Jim Nance, Moose Johnston
Advantage: SU... easy win
NFL QB: Pitt Dan Marino vs SU McNabb
Advantage: Push... neither could win the big one
QB that lead team to undefeated season: Pitt Matt Cavanaugh vs SU Don McPherson
Advantage: Pitt... he has the ring
WR U: Pitt Latif Grim, Antonio Bryant, Larry Fitzgerald, Greg Lee vs SU Ark Monk, Rob Moore, Marvin Harrison, Kevin Johnson
Advantage: SU... one is real the other is fake
TE: Pitt Mike Ditka vs SU John Mackey
Advantage: Push... both were great
OLmen: Pitt Mark May, Bill Fralic, Ruben Brown, Mark Stepnoski vs SU John Flannery, Craig Wolfley
Advantage: Pitt... nice blocking there
DLmen: Pitt Hugh Green, Bill Maas, Tony Siragusa vs SU Dwight Freeney, Tim Green
Advantage: Push... pretty even
Coaches: Pitt Pop Warner, Johnny Majors, Jimmy Johnson, Jackie Sherill, Marty Shottenheimer, John Gruden, Mike McCarthy, Joe Walton, Mike Ditka, Wannstache vs SU Tom Coughlin
Advantage: Pitt... in a landslide
FOX NFL guy: Pitt Tony Siragusa vs SU Daryl Johnston
Advantage: SU... Moose beats the Goose
Stadium name: Pitt Heinz Field vs SU Carrier Dome
Advantage: Pitt... you can get ketchup at Heinz, you cant get AC in the Dome
Fans: Pitt 31,000 for Toledo vs SU 35,000 for Miami (OH)
Advantage: Pitt... that is a pathetic showing but atleast when they have no shows you see yellow seat backs and not metal benches
Mascot: Pitt Panther vs SU Otto
Advantage: SU... Otto cannot be beaten
2005 BET: Pitt chumps vs SU Champs
Advantage: SU... that's right ***** you will always be inferior to us in both sports
City: Pitt Pittsburgh, PA vs SU Syracuse, NY
Advantage: SU... basically the same but SU gets nod for being in NY, PA sucks
City know for producing: Pitt steel vs SU salt
Advantage: Pitt... salt was once used as money but steel made swords to conquer others and their riches
Bodies of Water: Pitt three rivers vs SU finger lakes
Advantage: SU... not too annoying having to drive over a million bridges
Famous native of city: Pitt Christina Aguilera vs SU Tom Cruise
Advantage: Pitt... I think even women would pick her over the crazy man these days, plus she was born in Shaolin
Food: Pitt Primanti Brothers vs SU Dino BBQ
Advantage: SU... I will pass on the slaw
Sandwiches called: Pitt hoagie vs SU sub
Advantage: Push... as long as it tastes good I could care less
Breakfast place: Pitt Eatin' Park vs SU Denny's
Advantage: Push... the only winner here is the toilet paper industry
Politics: Pitt Orrin Hatch, Rich Santorum, James Traficant vs SU Al D'Amato, Joseph Biden
Advantage: SU... ouch not the best group there Pitt
Carnegie Mellon: Pitt Andrew Mellon alum vs SU Carnegie Library
Advantage: Pitt... but thanks for the gift Mr Carnegie
Snakes: Pitt David Delassandro (SoaP creator) vs SU Lexington Steele
Advantage: Pitt... gotta love Samuel L, "I have had it with these MFing snakes on this MFing plane."
Weekly midge reference: Pitt a midget squad of da 1986 Bears coached by a mini Ditka vs SU a Tom Coughlin coached Giants team using real giants
Advantage: Pitt... mini Ditka with a mini Fridge would still win
There yinz have it folks. It'll be a back and forth game but Pitt will pull it out at the end. Should be another great game at the Dome. GRob will have to wait till another time to get his first BE win. And remember the numbers never lie.
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Tale of the Tape: Pitt vs. SU (by an Orange Fan)
