(10-26-2011 01:59 PM)ThreeifbyLightning Wrote:  

(10-26-2011 01:47 AM)GoBigRed26 Wrote:  

(10-25-2011 07:24 PM)MeanGreenFan123 Wrote:  What is with football players from Alabama all having the mop head side swoop hair cut? I've always wondered this, especially since it happens on all levels (Hoover, Alabama, Troy, Auburn)...Am I just making this up?

the original outbreak is believed to have occured at Ole Miss. Other symptoms include wallaby shoes, patagonia khaki shorts 12 inches above the knee, sunglasses straps, and an affinity to Pat Green music. It has since spread to schools such as alabama, auburn, and others in tennessee too. If observe someone w/ these symptoms please keep you distance because it is highly contagious.

Yep. This is true. You will also find them wearing buttoned, collared shirts (and the patterns of these shirts usually look as though they would make fine table cloths) along with their khaki shorts or with blue jeans and timberland style work boots. The sunglasses straps are - apparently - standard issue with this ensemble. You may also find them wearing a golf shirt with the little gator on the chest. Further, they are always white and will gain 25 to 30 pounds in the first year or two following their alleged graduation, that is, if they are not already slightly overweight while in college. You can also usually spot these individuals drinking a PBR or other cheap beer near fraternity houses. Attractive sorority girls - particularly bleach blondes are (for some reason) extremely attracted to these individuals. Approach at your own risk.

You were pretty close, but timberland style work boots? Top siders or wallabees. Don't know where you saw work boots.

And FWIW I actually lost weight after graduation.

(10-26-2011 09:50 AM)chrisattsu Wrote:  

(10-25-2011 09:57 PM)rockstar791 Wrote:  I don't know when the last time was that I saw cowboy boots.

I see boots every weekend that the Bobcats are at home. The girls wear cowboy boots and tshirt dresses.


It is all about the circles you travel in. I see cowboy boots weekly if not daily. My in-laws have a ranch acreage and a half dozen horses.
Viva stereotypes!

I was actually going to post that the only time I see cowboy boot are on drunk sorority girls at the tailgate. Other than that, your going to have to go to a pretty small town to see that as the norm.