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State of the Union Speech, How drunk will you get?
I imagine I'll be hammered 10 minutes into the speech.

I'd like to add there should be something for the number of times he says I or my.
Quote:Obama says "let me be clear" Do one shot

Obama says "change isn't easy" Do one shot

Obama says "make no mistake" Do one shot

Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake." He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots

Joe Wilson yells something Do two shots

Obama yells back Finish the bottle

Obama says "jobs" Do one shot, two if you're unemployed

Obama says "health care" Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver

Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal Do one shot

Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Obama mentions Bo Put beer in your dog's water bowl

Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups

Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over Do three shots

Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow

Obama says he's "fighting for you" Do one shot, two if you believe him

Obama mentions Haiti Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/26...36932.html
01-27-2010 06:03 PM
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RE: State of the Union Speech, How drunk will you get?
No hope/change shots? Not even a shot of kool-aid?
01-27-2010 06:10 PM
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RE: State of the Union Speech, How drunk will you get?
Great stuff... love the line about healthcare.
01-27-2010 06:35 PM
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RE: State of the Union Speech, How drunk will you get?
(01-27-2010 06:03 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  I imagine I'll be hammered 10 minutes into the speech.

I'd like to add there should be something for the number of times he says I or my.
Quote:Obama says "let me be clear" Do one shot

Obama says "change isn't easy" Do one shot

Obama says "make no mistake" Do one shot

Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake." He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots

Joe Wilson yells something Do two shots

Obama yells back Finish the bottle

Obama says "jobs" Do one shot, two if you're unemployed

Obama says "health care" Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver

Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal Do one shot

Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Obama mentions Bo Put beer in your dog's water bowl

Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups

Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over Do three shots

Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow

Obama says he's "fighting for you" Do one shot, two if you believe him

Obama mentions Haiti Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/26...36932.html
Sounds like you need to go to AA.
01-28-2010 03:02 AM
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RE: State of the Union Speech, How drunk will you get?
Napolitano fell asleep in the middle ofthe speech.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/27...39717.html

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01-28-2010 08:12 AM
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RE: State of the Union Speech, How drunk will you get?
Obama's answer for America? More Obama

Great write up on the narcissist in chief's speech.
01-28-2010 10:09 AM
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RE: State of the Union Speech, How drunk will you get?
(01-28-2010 03:02 AM)RobertN Wrote:  
(01-27-2010 06:03 PM)smn1256 Wrote:  I imagine I'll be hammered 10 minutes into the speech.

I'd like to add there should be something for the number of times he says I or my.
Quote:Obama says "let me be clear" Do one shot

Obama says "change isn't easy" Do one shot

Obama says "make no mistake" Do one shot

Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake." He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots

Joe Wilson yells something Do two shots

Obama yells back Finish the bottle

Obama says "jobs" Do one shot, two if you're unemployed

Obama says "health care" Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver

Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal Do one shot

Nancy Pelosi becomes a seal STOP DRINKING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

Obama mentions Bo Put beer in your dog's water bowl

Michelle Obama wears a slinky dress Go immediately to the HuffPost Style page for close-ups

Joe Biden nods-off/laughs inappropriately/starts talking before the speech is over Do three shots

Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership" Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow

Obama says he's "fighting for you" Do one shot, two if you believe him

Obama mentions Haiti Text “Haiti” to the number 90999 and donate $10 to the Red Cross

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/01/26...36932.html
Sounds like you need to go to AA.

More like the folks at HuffPaint need to go.
01-28-2010 10:23 AM
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RE: State of the Union Speech, How drunk will you get?
Still patiently waiting for the day we get a charismatic Ron Paul Lite in office. I think I'll be waiting for a long time...

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01-28-2010 10:24 AM
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RE: State of the Union Speech, How drunk will you get?
Too bad I missed such a fun drinking game. But Red Wings hockey always trumps political posturing.
01-28-2010 10:28 AM
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