MiamiRocket
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Deconstructing the Evil Empire
So I'm in Chicago right now, doing some job interviews. Anyways, I was just coming back up to my hotel room when I stepped into the elevator with a young couple who started up some small talk. They made a bunch of generic comments about the whether before asking me "Where are you from?" I reply, "I'm from Ohio." Overcome with joy, bursting in smiles, the young woman holds her hand up to give me a high five while asking, "Buckeye?!?" I remained in a rather stoic disposition, "No, I'm a Rocket." With obvious disappointment, she withdrew from the high five and commented, "How can you not root for the Buckeyes?" I plainly stated, "I didn't go to school there." Following up, I asked them both where they were from - they replied, "We're from Missouri."
On a sidenote, I ran into Ozzie Guillen in the hotel lobby earlier in the day. He was trying to go incognito, but wasn't doing a very good job considering he was wearing a Sox hat and speaking loudly in broken English interspersed with frequent profanities.
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12-09-2009 06:55 PM |
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BigBigRocketFan
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RE: Deconstructing the Evil Empire
Well done!
"I root for the University Toledo, not for the University of Columbus."
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12-09-2009 07:26 PM |
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BGSUalum1987
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RE: Deconstructing the Evil Empire
Nice work.
How can you not root for the Buckeyes? Are you kidding me?
The punchlines to that one are almost limitless.
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12-09-2009 07:43 PM |
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H2Oville Rocket
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RE: Deconstructing the Evil Empire
This isn't about BG?
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12-09-2009 08:53 PM |
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Toledo Football 1st
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RE: Deconstructing the Evil Empire
(12-09-2009 08:53 PM)H2Oville Rocket Wrote: This isn't about BG?
[Raising voice] "He said Evil Empire, not Illegal Hemp Fire!"
Hey, way to MiamiRocket!
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12-09-2009 09:03 PM |
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MiamiRocket
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RE: Deconstructing the Evil Empire
I just got back from having dinner with a woman who had an affair with Frank Thomas. Haha, this trip just keeps getting better.
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12-09-2009 10:49 PM |
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