I'm starting to wonder if any men will come out with their affairs with Woods.

How many illegitimate children does Al and Jessee have?

(12-09-2009 08:05 PM)jh Wrote:  

(12-08-2009 04:58 PM)GrayBeard Wrote:  Number 11 now...Porn Star Joslyn James.

How many of the 11 have actually been confirmed? If I were a young woman of questionable moral character, particularly one either aspiring to or already working in porn, I'm not sure I wouldn't come out & say that I slept with Tiger even if it wasn't true. By the time anyone bothers to verify the claim, the increased attention & website traffic would have provided a significant boost to her career. And I don't think there is a big stigma in the porn industry for making a false claim about sleeping with someone, so there is likely little downside.

Somebody had video of one of the pornstars talking about being with tiger before all of this came out.

It wouldn't surprise me one bit if every last woman is true and then some. It might not be hard to lie, but at this point, why wouldn't you believe it? more reason to believe than not.

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Banned in one post without even putting a word in it. Impressive.

My guess is that was ∑vilbizzle.

(12-11-2009 03:45 PM)Paul M Wrote:  My guess is that was ∑vilbizzle.

Nope, some Trolls from another board started spamming last night, and he was one of them. Bizzle still has an account, but he's laying low for a while.

(12-11-2009 04:01 PM)cb4029 Wrote:  

(12-11-2009 03:45 PM)Paul M Wrote:  My guess is that was ∑vilbizzle.

Nope, some Trolls from another board started spamming last night, and he was one of them. Bizzle still has an account, but he's laying low for a while.

What name is he using now so we will know when he starts posting?

It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher:
"Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher:
"Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.


When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these ******* would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life.



1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.


2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.


3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.


4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.


5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.



Signed

Tiger Woods

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I know, I know. This joke must have been written like the second day of "Tiger's Trouble". Feel free to update it to "Thirteen rules" or whatever it is now.