Hear about U-Dub's bowl game next season?
It's called the Toilet Bowl.

What's the difference between U-Dub and Fruit Loops?
Fruit Loops know what to do in a bowl.

Did you hear that Husky Stadium will have cardboard installed as their turf?
The Huskies look better on paper.

What's the difference between a porcupine and Husky stadium?
There are 100,000 pricks on the OUTSIDE of a porcupine.

Its too bad most of those are cougar jokes. all u got to do is replace cougar with husky

Except WSU can only afford a stadium of 37,000...which they can't even fill. Also...you know what a Cougar and a Husky have in common? They both got accepted to WSU. That one can't be reversed. Any one that chooses WSU over UW isn't looking for an education or football greatness...they're looking for alcohol. By the way...I got accepted to WSU and had a 4-year $8,000 scholarship. I decided to go to UW and pay full price. Best decision I ever made.

Morgan@UW Wrote:Except WSU can only afford a stadium of 37,000...which they can't even fill. Also...you know what a Cougar and a Husky have in common? They both got accepted to WSU. That one can't be reversed. Any one that chooses WSU over UW isn't looking for an education or football greatness...they're looking for alcohol. By the way...I got accepted to WSU and had a 4-year $8,000 scholarship. I decided to go to UW and pay full price. Best decision I ever made.

Yeah right. It's the worst decision you've ever made dumba$$!

Also, here's some more jokes.

Did you hear about the Fusky who was raking leaves?
A tree fell on him.

How do you kick a Fusky out of your backyard?
Put up a goalpost.

"Attending WSU is great preparation for life...it teaches you not to expect too much."
-Don James, Husky Coaching Legend

Morgan@UW Wrote:"Attending WSU is great preparation for life...it teaches you not to expect too much."
-Don James, Husky Coaching Legend

HAHAHAHAHA! You're on probation! LOSER!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You guys haven't beaten us since 1997!!

Morgan@UW Wrote:HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You guys haven't beaten us since 1997!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! BANNED FROM POSTSEASON PLAY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ON PROBATION! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Why are you so glad about the Apple Cup?

Why do you act like nothing happened in late November 2003?

Morgan@UW Wrote:Why do you act like nothing happened in late November 2003?

Simple. Because we went bowling while you guys sat at home. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Cougar Fan Wrote:

Morgan@UW Wrote:Why do you act like nothing happened in late November 2003?

Simple. Because we went bowling while you guys sat at home. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Watch, when we don't go to a bowl game again, the Huskies are going to laugh because your ****** is getting kicked! :laugh:

(04-12-2004 06:16 PM)Morgan@UW Wrote:  HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You guys haven't beaten us since 1997!!

dog breath and :chairshot:dog brain...
2007 WSU 42, UW 35
2005 WSU 26, UW 22
2004 WSU 28, UW 25

And we'll do it again the day after tomorrow!