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8 Items On Al Franken's Senatorial Agenda
Quote:1.Instruct Defense Department Psychological Warfare Division to explore methods of weaponizing Stuart Saves His Family
2.Sponsor federal legislation to legalize medical marijuana. Also medical hash, medical cocaine, medical quaaludes, medical psilocybin, medical LSD, and medical gasoline fumes
3. Name Second City a U.S. protectorate
4. Increase government funding for Children of Alcoholic Overeating Rageaholic Parents Anonymous
5. Co-sponsor new genetically-modified food regulations with Senator Feinstein, to be known as "the Franken-Feinstein Frankenfoods bill"
6. Require Bureau of Weights & Measures to investigate accuracy of Fox News' "Fair & Balanced" claim
7. Amend tax relief stimulus package to include $70,000 standard deduction for all comedians-turned-senators
8. Pass The For The Last Time, I Am Not Jack Handey Act of 2009
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